Happy Halloween!Halloween is my favorite holiday. Here's why:
1) It's a great excuse for women to dress up in crazy costumes.
2) The costumes most women pick are usually really sexed-up. Which means short skirts and plenty of cleavage.
3) Most of these sexy costumes have lots of fetish elements built right into them - high heels, stockings. Many of them are partially made out of vinyl or pleather, some are even made out of latex. And many of them come with crops, handcuffs, blindfolds, or other softcore sex toys.
4) And finally, most of the sexy costumes are designed around things that are common male fantasies - nurses, cheerleaders, maids, schoolgirls... it goes on and on!
So, in honor of how fantastic Halloween is, I've done 10 brand new captions. For the first time in the history of this blog, there's no common theme to the content of the captions... Instead, all of the captions focused around women in Halloween costumes!
And, to be honest, I had so much fun finding these pictures and captioning them, that I may do another Halloween later this week!
Your sexy nurse is his puppy slave.
You got what you wanted. Kind of.
Making things worse, not better.
There's always a catch.
You might want to listen to her...
He's going to be so proud!
You've got to trust your nurse.
Yeah, that would just be awful. For you.
Pay for her drinks and she might let you lick his cum off her barstool.
Sign me up for this!
Most hot girls in slutty costumes are only interested in fat black cock...
Making your fetishes even more painful!
Humiliation can be a group effort.
The pussy knows what it likes!
Innocent costumes just make the teasing more devastating.
I've got a good guess...
Just be happy that someone gets to enjoy your dreams.
You should've known that she was doing it on purpose.
Life's tough for a little bitch like you!
The only way you're allowed to drink at the party.
Naughty schoolgirls are called "naughty" for a reason.
That wolf is going to take care of some deep-seated needs...
Don't you just love what passes for a costume?
It kinda sounds like I can hear 5 or 6 large men breathing.
Your ballsack = Her punching bag
She's going to be well taken care of.
Why are you always such a jerk to her?
Punishment and suffering.
Service your Supergirl!
The Queen of Hearts is an awfully demanding mistress.
Be honest. That is a pretty hilarious costume.
The stuff nightmares are made of...
You might want to do what she says.
Start your relationships off right - kiss her ass from the beginning!
There are so many things you're going to learn to worship.
There's a first time for everything.
That's one way to make the ache of chastity seem less painful.
Bitches make good keyholders.
Huge loads of cum are the best!
Kitty needs to be tended to...
Delaying your orgasms does make them more intense...
"Trick or treat" can be a double-edged sword.
Pitchforks - great for stabbing balls.
Meow!
Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend teaming-up?
She's just trying to help, pervert!
She's happy to help make this scenario more realistic.
You'd be amazed what she'll manage to shove up your ass...
Special requests cost extra, dork.
Isn't that nice of them?
Your sexy nurse is his puppy slave.
You got what you wanted. Kind of.
Making things worse, not better.
There's always a catch.
You might want to listen to her...
He's going to be so proud!
You've got to trust your nurse.
Yeah, that would just be awful. For you.
Pay for her drinks and she might let you lick his cum off her barstool.
Sign me up for this!