Totaldiscord: Captions and Chaos

Sissy Captions 81-90 (Shemale!)

2012-02-13T01:18:00.006-05:00

After the reaction to my earlier set of shemale captions, I figured all of you sissy sluts could use another dose of shemale submission. And that's you submitting to the dominant shemale, faggot - not the other way around! Don't get any silly ideas. You're just there to serve everyone's favorite trap, Bailey Jay!

Traps aren't necessarily submissive...
I bet if a sissy like you hit on Bailey, it'd go something like this...

What would happen if you walked in on Bailey while she was stroking her trapcock?
What would she say? And what would you end up doing?

PS: This is my new favorite picture of Bailey. Look at that expression!

What would happen if Bailey caught you stroking your tiny weenis, sissy?
And would you enjoy it???

Videos 2: Super Bowl

2012-02-07T01:01:00.003-05:00

Did you miss the Super Bowl? Not to worry. Here's what you missed:

Adriana Lima (Victoria's Secret Angel) seductively got ready for her Valentine's Day date before telling the men in the audience that giving flowers can get you laid (she was more elegant about it). Just watch it and imagine that she's talking about giving you the key to your chastity device. Or that she's getting ready for a date with her bull.

FIAT had a commercial where an average guy gets cockteased mercilessly by super model Catrinel Menghia, before she disappeared (and it turned into a boring car commercial). Other than the lame ending, this was awesome.

Videos 1: Nurse Fetish

2012-02-03T22:05:00.002-05:00

Do you have a thing for nurses? Well, this certainly isn't going to help!

Alibi vs. Rockefeller - Sexual Healing

Chastity Captions 91-100

2012-01-15T16:18:00.007-05:00

I'm back from a little break, and I thought a great way to get back into the grove was to hit 100 captions for the first time!

Not surprisingly, the first fetish we got to 100 captions on was cuckolding. It seems like I get a lot of requests for these from all of you little cuckolded freaks. Plus, they're pretty easy to write - I just think about how quickly your wives and girlfriends start cheating on you after they find out how shitty you are in bed. And how often they do it, once they discover how much bigger most other guys' cocks are compared to yours.

And with that in mind...

You need to be helpful to her in the bedroom.

It's the same story, night after night.
You fall asleep, she stays unsatisfied.

Awww! She's so nice to you, pervert!

Be happy she still lets you play with yourself...

For informational purposes only.

An improvement on a catchy song lyric.

It used to just be on the weekends...

Eye contact is very important to a relationship.

Practice (and gagging) make perfect!

I bet you have a pretty good idea...

Ass Worship Captions 71-80

2011-10-13T21:22:00.003-04:00

Finishing up the caption categories that viewers voted for, here are 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Enjoy, perverts!

A twist on the "naughty schoolgirl" fetish...

Such a nice reward for you!

You'd cum so hard if you could hear them say this.

No pussy for you, you have other things to focus on.

Sounds like a good deal!

You should have at least one nap a day...

You don't really need air anyway, do you?

The only way they'd let you come along.

From heel to hip and back again!

Your work is never done, asslicker!

Celebs: Scarlett Johansson

2011-09-14T19:50:00.003-04:00

In case any of you haven't run across these yet... here are the two pictures of Scarlett Johansson naked that were leaked today. I thought I'd post some high quality copies, before most of the sites start getting asked to pull them down. And I found a couple of versions where people had spent some time trying to improve the picture quality. Enjoy!

Pic 1 - untouched original

Pic 1 - more contrast

Pic 1 - best version!

Pic 2 - untouched original

Pic 2 - more contrast

Here's to hoping that there are a lot more of these on the way! A lot more!

Cuckold Captions 81-90

2011-09-06T21:05:00.005-04:00

Hey, everyone! I'm completely moved into my new place now and... I have internet again! Woo hoo! Sure, I don't have my computer desk set up yet, but I found a big box that works pretty well, so, um, yeah. Who's up for some captions?

Cuckolding captions were the 3rd place finisher in my poll, so here are 10 more brand news ones!

Heartbreaking...

So close to what you wanted!

It's the laughter that really gets to you.

It seems like she makes more every week.

Tough choice...

That is a pretty good reason.

Slurp slurp!

Just so we're clear...

Guess what your job is!

Be a helpful cuckold.

Sissy Captions 71-80

2011-07-26T22:09:00.005-04:00

Sissy captions finished in second place in my poll, so here are ten brand new ones for all of you to enjoy!

What a good idea, right???

You're getting so good at servicing cock.

Pink panties are a perfect fit!

Stop pretending you're a man.

Obey the cheerleader!

Adorable sissies get extra hard spankings.

You want to impress your mistress, don't you?

Slurp slurp slurp! Get to work!

Do a good job and these parties will happen more and more often...

Is it even more humiliating if they laugh at you while they fuck you?

Chastity Captions 81-90

2011-07-19T00:44:00.007-04:00

After winning the poll, here are 10 brand new Chastity Captions!

Christmas is a time of giving.

It's actually crueler than just keeping you locked up!

There are so many ways to serve bitchy girls,
but this is a good start.

Gag yourself really hard and she might let you cum this month.

It was probably a bad idea to tell your secretarial staff about your cage...

A pretty clear message.

Whatever's more entertaining for her.

Your complete emasculation barely gets her attention.

Keep begging while she laughs!

Not quite what you expected, huh?

Poll - Results...

2011-07-16T01:46:00.003-04:00

Alright, pervs. So here's how things ended up...

51 - Chastity caps

34 - Sissy caps

26 - Cuckold caps
25 - Ass worship caps

16 - Cruel Tease chapter

9 - CBT caps
6 - ERA chapter
6 - Top 10 List

What did I learn? CBT caps are the least in-demand (which I kinda knew). My adaptation of the ERA story isn't nearly as popular as my original Cruel Tease story (which I have a bunch chapters written for!). Neither cuckold nor ass worship captions were as popular as I'd assumed they'd be.

So guess what? I'm going to start at the top and work my way down! So if you voted for something that didn't win, you'll still get what you wanted, it just may take a bit longer.

Did you like being able to vote for what's next? Should I keep that up or go with what I feel like after I knock out the next wave of posts?

Poll!

2011-07-11T01:26:00.003-04:00

Hi, perverts! I haven't been posting as much as usual, because I've been moving into a new place. I feel kinda bad about the dead air, so I thought of something fun & new... why not let you, my beloved readers, pick what I post next?

So I put up a quick poll on the right side of the blog. Vote for whatever you want to see next! Leave "write in" suggestions in the comments if there's something else you'd like to see.

Motivational Captions 41-50

2011-06-18T23:34:00.004-04:00

Here are 10 brand new Motivational Captions! Enjoy!

She's got you figured out.

Oh for three. Ouch.

Natalie giggles on set about your compulsive masturbation.

It's the truth.

It was a good run. Your equipment just can't compete.

Uh-oh. I think she knows.

It gets old, day after day.
Remember when she let you kiss her that one time?

She has no intention of giving you any relief.

You're toast.

Your girlfriend is just exploring her sexuality...

Ass Worship Captions 61-70

2011-06-12T13:33:00.005-04:00

Here are 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Get those tongues ready, butt sluts!

This one turned out like a promotional poster...
I wish I could've had a poster-sized version back in college,
it would've sent the right message to my girlfriends!

Is there anything more humiliating than being laughed at for your fetishes?

It's her job to put you in your place!

Beg to do this demeaning thing you love...

That air-tight seal...

Cuckolding can lead to ass worship.

A special birthday surprise for you...

It's good work if you can get it.

You're a different sort of "man".

She's got you dead to rights.

CBT Captions 31-40

2011-05-20T22:41:00.006-04:00

Continuing the celebration, here's something we haven't had in awhile... CBT Captions! Enjoy!

I don't think you should believe her...

A woman's mouth can be a dangerous place to be!

Cold, hard, unforgiving concrete.

Either way, your balls are getting it.

I don't know what it is about braces on hot chicks...

What are you focused on?

This is going to sting a little...

It's worth it. Right?

She's not going to do it for you. Offer your balls up.

Sexy, cruel nails...

Cuckold Captions 71-80

2011-05-17T00:22:00.008-04:00

Let's kick off our little celebration with 10 brand new Cuckold Captions! Keep those requests and suggestions coming!

Ouch. At least the girl she's cuckolding you with is hot...

She's going to love her new job.

Your girlfriend is so considerate.

Can you guess what he's going to replace it with?

She just can't wait...

The gift that keeps on giving.

Load, after load, after load.

A girl's gotta have some standards after all!

The truth hurts, even when it's on a t-shirt.

You need to learn to pick your battles, cuckold.

Whatever you have to do to make sure that

she has the best night possible.

Look at me! I'm so popular!

2011-05-15T18:18:00.005-04:00

I was just checking my analytics and discovered that my blog just hit some cool milestones...
Just this week, we passed 100 followers, 10,000 visits, and 50,000 pageviews!

That's awesome!

"Way to go, perverts!"

To celebrate, I'll be uploading more all-new captions, as well as a couple of other posts I've been working on!

Thanks, everybody!

10 Hottest Women On NBC

2011-04-27T23:06:00.000-04:00

I haven't done a Top 10 list in awhile, so I thought it was time to do another one. The inspiration for this one came from watching TV off my DVR last week. I realized that I had formed a habit. I would set my DVR to record most of NBC's Thursday night line-up. Then I would watch it over the weekend, so I could watch it while I had some beers. Mainly I just wanted to watch a bunch of the hot chicks while I boozed. The perfect basis for a great Top 10!

Community
1) Gillian Jacobs - "Britta Perry"
Gillian manages to make her character funny, a little goofy, and absolutely fuckable all at once. That's a hell of a combination.
Oh, and she was topless in the movie "Choke".

2) Alison Brie - "Annie Edison"
If you don't know Alison from Community, you may recognize her from Mad Men. Yes, she's in both a critically acclaimed show and a network sitcom. That's pretty impressive. And on Community, her character is nerdy and subtly sexy. That's pretty hot. As prim and proper as Annie appears, she has a dark side as well. For instance, her apartment is above a sex toy store called "Dildopolis". Nice!

Alison was in a movie called "Born". You don't care about that. What you care about is that in this scene she makes out with a girl. (skip to 0:35)

And here's a clip from a "dream sequence" scene on Community with her and Britta. Thanks to my DVR, I've watched it more than any other scene. From any show. Ever.

Perfect Couples
Normally, I would talk about how having three hot women all appear on the same show means we ALL win. Especially since each of them gets to be sexy on the show, unlike many cases where one lady is tagged as "the pretty one". Except that NBC has announced that Perfect Couples is canceled. Aside from Community, this was actually my favorite show on NBC's Thursday night. But if I've learned anything from TV, it's that TV execs are happy to cancel any show I enjoy. WELL FUCK YOU, TOO, NBC. I'M PUTTING THEM IN MY POST ANYWAY. Assholes.

3) Christine Woods - "Julia"
There are three couples on this show: the normal-ish one, the controlling & competitive one, and the wacky goofball one. The women in the last two couples are supposed to be the hotties. But guess what? The chick they got for the boring couple is pretty hot too.

Not sure if you believe me? Let's go to the downblouse pics!

4) Mary Elizabeth Ellis - "Amy"
If you don't recognize MEE from Perfect Couples, you may know her from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". She played the bitchy waitress who hilariously hated one male character and desperately loved another. On Perfect Couples, she plays a hilariously hick-ish hot chick. I'm not so fired up by the redneck aspect, but it's fun to see such a pretty woman drop all pretense of being refined.

5) Olivia Munn - "Leigh"
Odds are, you already know Olivia Munn. Probably really, really well. Attack of the Show. The Daily Show. Hell, even Iron Man 2. Whether you believe that her interest in all things nerd/geek is legit or just an act to build a fanbase, she's fucking hot!

If you've never heard of Olivia, there's really only one video you need to see...

The Office
6) Ellie Kemper - "Kelly Erin Hannon"
I bet you thought Pam would be in this spot. Nope. Her character's gotten so stale over the last two years that I can barely stand to watch scenes focused on her and Jim. Ellie, on the other hand, is severely under-used and is oh so very sweet looking.

At one point on The Office, Kelly was one half of a musical group called "Subtle Sexuality". Here's the music video to their only song, "Male Prima Donna".

Oh, and years before she was on The Office, Ellie shot this comedy sketch about a girl giving a blowjob.

Parks And Recreation
7) Aubrey Plaza - "April Ludgate"
When Parks And Rec started, Aubrey's April character was barely even on the show. She's since morphed into a major source of comedy. She plays the cutest pissed off twenty-something ever. Watching her be condescending, snarky, and adorable all at once is really something.

Hulu/NBC is being all bitchy about people hosting clips of P&R, so here's a sketch where Aubrey plays basically the same character. Oh, and if you're a sci-fi nerd, you'll probably think it's extra hot.

30 Rock
8) Katrina Bowden - "Cerie"
Katrina doesn't get a lot of air time or dialog on 30 Rock, but she plays her vapid hot girl role perfectly. She's in the movie "Sex Drive", too. It's a decent movie to watch while boozing. Oh, and she just won Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" for 2011. So... yeah, that's pretty much the hottest.

Here's the video...

Even though these are her body double's tits in Sex Drive, it's still worth checking out.

SNL
9) Vanessa Bayer - various characters
Vanessa's a newer addition to the SNL cast. So far they've only given her two repeating characters - Miley Cyrus and Kourtney Kardashian. So for now, you'll mostly have to get your fix by watching her play bit parts.

Speaking of, here she is (with our #10) as The Kardashians... (skip to 1:25)

10) Abby Elliott - various characters
Abby's been on SNL a little longer then Vanessa, but is in a similar situation. Some of her few repeating characters are Khole Kardashian, Anna Faris and Angelina Jolie. She doesn't get a lot of sketches written just for her, but she does get cast in slutty roles - so I'm calling that a win!

In fact, here she is in a recent episode as Marilyn Monroe. (skip to 1:30) You're welcome.

Sissy Captions 61-70

2011-04-22T23:03:00.001-04:00

Happy Friday! Here are 10 brand new Sissy Captions! Keep those comments, requests, and suggestions cumming - and, most of all, enjoy!

Sissies have so many conflicting emotions!

She picked them out just for you.

Tag teamed!

Ball-licking is an underrated way for sissy to submit to real men.

Oh, yeah! Your tiny cock is getting her so wet!
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Well, it's kind of a sexual role.

You're so hard right now.
It's hard to tell, because you're so small, but you are.

You know that your mouth is only good for one thing...

Get ready to get absolutely stuffed!

Have fun!

Chastity Captions 71-80

2011-04-14T20:59:00.008-04:00

Happy Friday, everyone! To celebrate, here are 10 brand new Chastity Captions!

You've been replaced by three AAA batteries.

Even if you're a prefect slave, only real men get to see her tits.

It's the only way you can get her off!

Just put it on already, she's bored.
It's just your cock, it's not like it's a big deal.

That's close enough, right?

The devil is in the details.

Just keep asking, and you'll never have to worry about cumming again!

Everyone loves a tease!

The stats she just made up show that you don't need to cum!

Whatever makes her happy...

Motivational Captions 31-40

2011-03-29T21:34:00.004-04:00

I just realized that this blog is desperately in need of some more Motivational Captions! So here we are... 10 more, brand new captions - problem solved!

Ass Worship Captions 51-60

2011-03-27T00:57:00.005-04:00

10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Pucker up, butt kissers!

Jenna Haze's asshole could really use a deep licking.
I would like to volunteer.

Crotchless panties - not just for fucking.

Sweaty ass is tasty ass...

She was supposed to be the maid, but you're the one cleaning...
her asshole with your tongue!

That's a good present, right?

Early morning butt kisses are the best!

You want to get really deep in there.

Her ass is the only place you deserve to kiss her.

Her panties aren't the only thing that only thing
that will be jammed up into her ass crack...

Maybe if she ever let you out of chastity, it wouldn't be so bad...

Cuckold Captions 61-70

2011-03-19T17:41:00.006-04:00

Here are 10 brand new Cuckold Captions! Enjoy!

It's good she's being honest.

It's just tough to hear it while you're trying to fuck her.

In all fairness, it did feel SO GOOD!

Mardi Gras, just another opportunity to cuckold you.

She cuckolds you with women for special occasions.

Just like that, except with more cum exploding everywhere.

Yeah, he totally made her.

Haha, what a funny joke, right?

Slowly? Quickly? As long as she bends over for him...

What could be sweeter than a goodnight kiss?

That's saying a mouthful!

Video: Celebs Bumping and Grinding

2011-03-19T10:57:00.001-04:00

I stumbled on to this clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live, and thought some of you out there might appreciate it. Assuming, that is, that you're interested in watching Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsey Lohan hump and grind against giant rubber balls. Oh, that would be of interest to you? Good.

Double click the video to make it go full screen.

Yes, this is just a rip-off of the videos for sale from Stuff4Dudes. But it features so many hot celebrities (who I know you perverts jackoff to), that I figured you'd enjoy seeing them bump and grind!

Chastity Captions 56-70 MEGAPOST!!!

2011-02-20T22:32:00.004-05:00

I just finished 15 brand new Chastity Captions! Yay for another megapost! Check 'em out and let me know what you think...

It's not like you can really complain.

At least she got a laugh out of it.

You knew this was coming...

Who wouldn't be jealous?

Censored For Sissies

What did you expect from a true brat?

She sees right through you...

It's the truth, and you know it!

I suppose it's better than nothing...

She's not impressed by your file.
You could totally be locked up longer!

What a deal!

The best time to tease a boy is when he's locked up!

He'll tell you every excruciating detail...

Seriously, you're going to have to suck so many cocks...

They love to tease you 'til you cry!

Sissy Captions 51-60

2011-02-09T08:05:00.002-05:00

What's up, perverts? Back by massive popular demand, here are 10 brand new Sissy Captions! And, since I know that some of you out there are especially frilly, submissive sissies, these 10 feature shemale's in the dominant role... Enjoy serving shemales, sissy!

Slightly different than the standard 69.

Just work your face right in there...

And you better do it well!

Down and back, over and over!
What a way to spend a day!

I decided to try something a little different with this set of captions. I did a 6-part caption story using pictures from a single photo set. There's a storyline and everything! Let me know what you think...

CBT Captions 21-30

2011-01-31T20:00:00.000-05:00

I haven't done any CBT Captions recently... so here are 10 brand new ones for you to enjoy!

Oh, and big welcome to all of you who've come here from my ImageFap galleries and my CuckoldPlace caption thread! If you're seeing my blog for the first time, dig around, let me know what you like, and enjoy!

And if you're a long-time viewer of my blog - don't worry, you haven't missed anything. ImageFap and CuckoldPlace are wonderful, but I'm only posting some of my captions there. The only place to see all of my captions is right here!

Both arms and legs in casts?
You better hope she gets tired of beating your balls quickly...
But I don't think she will!

Better do what Mistress says!

Braces are a great weapon to use against your boyfriend's balls!

As close to a blowjob as you'll ever get.

And it sounded like such a good idea, too.

Shove it in there!

Keep guessing!

Those shoes were made to destroy balls!

Because you don't deserve it!

I think you know...

Cuckold Captions 56-60

2011-01-21T00:12:00.004-05:00

Hi, everybody! Here's a quick post of 5 brand new cuckolding captions. That brings us to an even 60 so far! I'm going to try and do them in sets of 10 from now on.

Also, I've tagged all of my posts, so feel free to use those to find captions/stories on my blog.

And be sure to let me know if there's anything in particular you'd like to see here!

Happy birthday, baby!

Your girlfriend is their spit-roast meat...

The homeless man gave your girlfriend a freshly used condom!
Not only was it absolutely filled with his cum, but he
let her blow him until he blew his massive load.
Wasn't that nice of him?

Your tears make her cum harder.

Don't pretend. She knows you love it.

How To: Avoid Making Terrible Porn Movies

2011-01-17T10:10:00.002-05:00

I love porn. Really. I love porn. But that doesn't mean that I love all porn. Or that the porn movies out there couldn't be better. There's always room for improvement. So here are my suggestions on what can be done to maximize the awesomeness of any porn movie.

7) Shooting In Out-Dated Formats/With Out-Dated Equipment
Low-res video?
2 megapixel camera?
Poor lighting?
Digital format that doesn't allow skipping?

Seriously. None of these technical issues should be keeping your viewers from enjoying your final product. It's not the 1990's any more.

There's no reason not to have high-res video and pictures. A 7 megapixel camera is $100 at Best Buy. Can't handle that? Get out of the business, you're cluttering the intrawebbernette with your garbage.

Can't figure out how to take pictures or video so that we can see the girl(s) getting the holy hell gangbanged outta their pooper? Then get out of the way and let someone else do it!

Oh, you want to format your digital video clips so that I can't skip forward to the part I want to see? Well, fuck you. There's a reason that the net is killing porn sales... congrats on being a part of it.

6) Using Any Language Other Than English
Don't bother. I don't care if you do live in a country where people speak a different language... take a second to think about this: Which country has the most people with internet access? Who has disposable income to burn on watching people bang? And what language do they speak? Ok, now go shoot your porn in English.

5) Shooting Outdoors
Hey, guess what? Your audio gear sucks. It does. It's terrible. It'll catch your girl moaning about how hot the cock in her ass is getting her and that's about it. Don't fucking take your shoot outside. I don't want to listen to cars drive by as the girl gets plowed. I don't want to listen to the wind. I sure as hell don't want to hear a plane fly over while the girl gets the Chinese fingercuffs treatment. Knock it off, and film inside so I don't have to listen to an fire truck drive by while I jack off.

4) Pretending It's Real
It was cute when it first started. Whether it was a bus or boat, there was a feeling, however slight, that maybe - just maybe - parts of this were real. And then you started casting well-known pornstars in your "it's totally real!" videos.

Fine. But drop the fucking charade already. It's not real and no one, and I mean no one, believes it is! You're not picking random girls up off the street. That's Jaylynn Sinns. I know her. (Believe me, I know her).

It's not amateur video, so why pretend? Do I want to watch Candy Monroe get pounded by BBC? Hell, yes. Do I want to watch her pretend to be talking to her "boyfriend" beforehand? Um, no. I just watched the infinitely hot Madison Young give him an ass-pounding on Men In Pain. I'm pretty sure he's a pro. So knock it off.

You know how everybody makes fun of porn from the 70's and 80's because of the stupid "plumber comes over to fix the sink" plots? Guess what people are going to make fun of from 90's and 00's porn? That's right... pretending staged scenes were amateur porn.

What's wrong with just having a hot pornstar get some cock? That's all I'm asking.

3) Bringing Up Real Life
Nothing makes me turn off a porn scene faster than having the pornstar start talking about the viewer's (my) family, job, or boss. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? Why would I want the hot girl I'm jacking off to... to start talking about my boss? Why???

I actually ran into this one just last week. I was watching a regular porn scene - not a cuckolding or humiliation scene or anything - and partway through, the pornstar says, "Wouldn't your mom be proud to see you jacking off to my porn videos like this?" That's a direct quote. Out of a standard, run-of-the-mill, m/f porno. Seriously. Knock that shit off.

Which leads me to #2...

2) Asking Awkward Questions
You know that part at the beginning of a porn scene, where the guy behind the camera asks the pornstar a couple of questions before she gets fucked? Why, why, why can't that guy run the questions by the pornstar before they start filming?

The questions I really mind are the ones that start out, "How old where you when you first..." Seriously. That is some creepy shit. Why would anyone (who's not headed to pedobear prison) want to know how old the hot chick was when she first blew a guy? Invariably, the poor girl tries to answer honestly and ends up skeeving out the viewers with her answer.

Just stick to questions about where she most likes to have cock stuck. Or, better yet, skip the stupid Q&A and just go with the always popular dancing/stripping montage. Please.

1) The "Narrator" Talking Over The Action
This pisses me off to no end.

I get it, you're the guy who runs (for example) a porn site specializing in girls with pigtails and round asses (.com). Good for you. It's a great idea. I like pigtails. And I like round asses. So two points for you. But guess what I don't like? Listening to you, the nasally narrator/pervert talking over the hot girl's performance.

Sure, ask the pornstar a few questions before she gets fucked. (Please, see #2 first) Ask her what gets her hot, what she likes a guy to do to her, blah blah blah. Then SHUT THE FUCK UP.

No one - and I can't emphasize this enough - no one is watching this porn to hear you talk. We don't want to hear you encouraging the guy. We don't want to hear you call for position changes. And we sure as hell don't want to hear your lame jokes. (No, no. Trust me, they're lame)

Are you a pornstar? No. You point a camera and run a website. So shut your damn mouth and let the pro help me get off. You're the friend everyone wishes they'd left at home when they go to the strip club - leering over your shoulder while you're trying to enjoy your lapdance. I've said it before and I'll damn sure say it again: I do NOT need to be hearing your voice right now.

Ass Worship Captions 36-50 MEGAPOST!!!

2011-01-15T01:35:00.008-05:00

I'm back with my first ever 15 caption megapost! I got a little... overexcited... and made 15 brand new ass worship captions, bringing the blog up to an even 50 total. Remember to look through the old posts to see related captions - I'm working on tagging all of my posts right now!

A nice weekend vacation.

This is what they mean by "spit shine".

It would help if she would quit rolling over in the sand...

Replaced once she gets to college. Ouch.

You love your work.

Your ass fetish haunts you everywhere you go!

You know this is what models are thinking, right?

Not that you're complaining.

Everything has a price.

You know it will!

You're her public buttkisser!

Peekaboo!

Grinding up on guys all night gets them really sweaty.

A true tropical paradise!

Keep her ass sparklingly clean for the cameras.
In front of the whole photo shoot crew.

Motivational Captions 21-30

2011-01-07T00:23:00.004-05:00

Hi, everybody! Hope you're all having a great new year so far!

Here are 10 brand new "motivational" captions. I haven't done any of these in awhile... I'd forgotten how much fun they are! They cover all kinds of different fetishes, so check 'em out and see what you think.

Chastity surprise!

Hell, I'd watch if they'd let me!

dumbdumbdumb

Twice as much teasing. Twice as much humiliation. Twice as much...

This will not end well.

The devil is in the details.

It's even less fun than you'd think.

Seriously. She has a lot of male friends.

I bet you can guess. Right, cuckold?

Feel your balls swell with backed-up cum.

Sissy Captions 41-50

2011-01-02T19:24:00.005-05:00

10 brand new Sissy Captions! Enjoy and keep those requests cumming!

Prepare to get face-fucked!

Panty time!

You're a spit-swallower, among other things.

You and your friend are natural cocksuckers!

If you complain, it will only be worse...

Who doesn't want to punish a sissy in pink?

Mmmm... cum!

Don't think you can get out of punishment

just by doing what you're told.

Lots and lots of practice.

Why are you so disgusting?!?

Chastity Captions 46-55

2010-12-10T01:03:00.005-05:00

cBOOM! 10 brand new Chastity Captions for you! Enjoy, bitches!

Six months in cocklock gets you lots of tongue-tease
and absolutely no cumshot.

Women teaming up is always bad news for chaste subs.

The worst threesome possible?
Or the best?

You DO want it as tight as possible, don't you?

Don't disappoint her. You won't like how that ends...

Her happiness is your top priority.

She warned you!

Oh, don't you worry. It'll be very uncomfortable.
She'll make sure of that!

You're not safe in any season!

A thorough cleaning is necessary...
But does she have to do it in the most frustrating way possible?

Cuckold Captions 51-55

2010-12-06T00:03:00.003-05:00

I'm back with another 5 brand new Cuckolding Captions! Enjoy!

What a fun game!

She does look pretty excited...

It wouldn't be so bad, if only...

See? You're bonding!

The last way you can still excite her.

Halloween Captions 41-50

2010-11-24T01:47:00.002-05:00

Alright, here is the last set of 10 Halloween Captions that I'm going to do... after this, I'll go be back to more subject-specific posts. And as always, let me know what you'd like to see and I'll try to help!

Most hot girls in slutty costumes are only interested in fat black cock...

Making your fetishes even more painful!

Humiliation can be a group effort.

The pussy knows what it likes!

Innocent costumes just make the teasing more devastating.

I've got a good guess...

Just be happy that someone gets to enjoy your dreams.

You should've known that she was doing it on purpose.

Life's tough for a little bitch like you!

The only way you're allowed to drink at the party.

Halloween Captions 31-40

2010-11-20T01:44:00.001-05:00

Here they are! Another 10 captions of ridiculously hot girls wearing Halloween costumes!

I branched out a little with this set - you may recognize a few of these young ladies...

I've really enjoyed working on these Halloween captions. I think I may make it an even 50 with another set of 10 sometime this weekend. But after that, I'll go back to posting more topic-specific captions. I just got a request for more chastity captions, so I think a set of those is probably next...

Naughty schoolgirls are called "naughty" for a reason.

That wolf is going to take care of some deep-seated needs...

Don't you just love what passes for a costume?

It kinda sounds like I can hear 5 or 6 large men breathing.

Your ballsack = Her punching bag

She's going to be well taken care of.
Just like she deserves.

Why are you always such a jerk to her?

Punishment and suffering.
You deserve it.

Service your Supergirl!

The Queen of Hearts is an awfully demanding mistress.

Halloween Captions 21-30

2010-11-07T01:00:00.001-04:00

Hahaha, so can you tell which picture captioner really, really likes Halloween? (or, more specifically, hot girls in Halloween costumes?) Just like my previous two posts, here are 10 brand new captions - not on any one subject, but all focused on a woman in some type of Halloween costume.

Be honest. That is a pretty hilarious costume.

The stuff nightmares are made of...

You might want to do what she says.

Start your relationships off right - kiss her ass from the beginning!

There are so many things you're going to learn to worship.
With your mouth.

There's a first time for everything.

That's one way to make the ache of chastity seem less painful.

Bitches make good keyholders.

Huge loads of cum are the best!

Kitty needs to be tended to...

Halloween Captions 11-20

2010-11-04T08:16:00.001-04:00

Happy Halloween! (again!)

As I said a few days ago, I love girls in slutty Halloween costumes so much, I couldn't help but caption some more pictures. And to be really honest, the more of these I do, the more sexy Halloween-themed pictures I find that I want to caption... I don't think any of you will mind if I do some more, right?

Delaying your orgasms does make them more intense...

"Trick or treat" can be a double-edged sword.

Pitchforks - great for stabbing balls.
I hope you're taking notes, ladies!

Meow!

Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend teaming-up?
Not a good thing, if you like being allowed to cum.

She's just trying to help, pervert!

She's happy to help make this scenario more realistic.

You'd be amazed what she'll manage to shove up your ass...

Special requests cost extra, dork.
Especially if they're geeky requests.

Isn't that nice of them?

Halloween Captions 1-10

2010-11-01T00:03:00.002-04:00

Happy Halloween!

Halloween is my favorite holiday. Here's why:
1) It's a great excuse for women to dress up in crazy costumes.
2) The costumes most women pick are usually really sexed-up. Which means short skirts and plenty of cleavage.
3) Most of these sexy costumes have lots of fetish elements built right into them - high heels, stockings. Many of them are partially made out of vinyl or pleather, some are even made out of latex. And many of them come with crops, handcuffs, blindfolds, or other softcore sex toys.
4) And finally, most of the sexy costumes are designed around things that are common male fantasies - nurses, cheerleaders, maids, schoolgirls... it goes on and on!

So, in honor of how fantastic Halloween is, I've done 10 brand new captions. For the first time in the history of this blog, there's no common theme to the content of the captions... Instead, all of the captions focused around women in Halloween costumes!

And, to be honest, I had so much fun finding these pictures and captioning them, that I may do another Halloween later this week!

Your sexy nurse is his puppy slave.

You got what you wanted. Kind of.

Making things worse, not better.

There's always a catch.

You might want to listen to her...

He's going to be so proud!

You've got to trust your nurse.

Yeah, that would just be awful. For you.

Pay for her drinks and she might let you lick his cum off her barstool.

Sign me up for this!

Sissy Captions 36-40

2010-10-24T00:32:00.004-04:00

Here are another 5 brand new Sissy Captions! And, yes, due to the number of requests I got these are all focused on shemales. Enjoy!

Whatsa matter, faggot?

Want to be in his place?

You'll be a swishy little cocksucker for life...

You love it!

Choke. Gag. Swallow!

And you're not real man!

Chastity Captions 41-45

2010-10-20T23:27:00.001-04:00

Here are another 5 brand new, original Chastity Captions just for you!

A sexy nurse injecting you with
a drug to keep you hard?
Yes, please!

You're just compounding the problem!

An interesting solution...

Jealousy will just get you a longer chastity sentence!

Get it? Because she's kissing his cock.
And you're never getting another blowjob.
Ever.

Sissy Captions 31-35

2010-09-30T21:18:00.004-04:00

What can I say? I listen to my readers! And when I had a few visitors ask that I do a set of sissy captions focused on serving shemales, I thought, "Hell, I can do that for the frilly lil' cocksuckers I've got visiting my blog!" So here you go, 5 brand new Sissy Captions! And keep those requests cumming ;)

Can't complain about either, really.

What a way to start the day!

Her cock is SO MUCH bigger than yours.

Crawl. Beg. Suck.

Serving your girlfriend. And her bull.
And your girlfriend, again.

Cruel Tease - Chapter 4: Bring The Pain

2010-09-20T18:13:00.011-04:00

Cruel Tease - Chapter 3: Abusive The Privilege
Cruel Tease - Chapter 2: Pain For The Sake Of Amusement
Cruel Tease - Chapter 1: A Poor Decision

The Cast:
Colin - a grad student who was silly enough to ask Linda to be his keyholder
Linda - a redheaded cocktease with a vicious dominant streak
Erin - a sweet and innocent brunette college student. Colin is her TA.
Heather - a bratty and bitchy blond college student. Colin is also her TA.

Colin was overcome with dread as he unlocked his office for his weekly office hours. Linda was expecting a full report after his office hours. What if Heather or Erin showed up? Colin was not looking forward to interacting with them, knowing how embarrassing it would be - even if neither of them picked up that he was acting differently.

Unfortunately for Colin, it was not long before Erin dropped by his office. She flounced in with a frustrate pout across her lips. Lips that were covered in dark red lipstick. Colin noticed, with a sinking feeling, that Erin was wearing a tight, fuzzy cardigan that was only buttoned at the bottom. It was the same dark red color as her lipstick. She had a white halter top on underneath that was straining to hold in her large breasts.

"Colin," Erin whined, "I don't understand this. I keep reading it, but it doesn't make any sense!"

Colin did his best to explain the ideas he'd gone over in the last class. It was difficult to keep his train of thought, because he kept getting glimpses of Erin's massive cleavage every time she leaned over to write a note about something he'd said.

"See? That's all there is to it," Colin managed to summarize. "Do you get it now? Do you think you'll be ready for the quiz next week?"

"I don't know..." Erin began pouting again, pushing her big red lips out and scrunching up her eyebrows, "It's just so frustrating!"

Colin wasn't sure Erin quite knew what real frustration was. His imprisoned cock was dripping pre-cum all over his swollen balls, which was lubing them up as they rubbed against the pink latex panties Linda had made him wear. Colin hadn't cum since he'd entered into this agreement - that he was beginning to regret - with Linda. Colin found himself wondering how often did a beautiful, but innocent girl like Erin got to cum.

"I'm sorry, what?" he asked when he realized he'd missed Erin's question.

"I was just saying that I'm worried about failing the quiz. I was hoping maybe there was something else you could do to help me... You know I'd be really, really grateful."

Colin squirmed uncomfortably. His blue balls were throbbing from pent-up sperm. And when he squirmed, it drove the buttplug even further up his ass, it's ridges and bumps rubbing against his distended asshole. His little cock was pinched against the tight walls of his chastity cage.

"Well, ah... what can I do to help? Do you want me to explain it again? There's some extra reading I can recommend that might explain it better..."

"Oh, I don't know!" Erin dropped her book, put her hands under her chin, and dropped her elbows onto her knees. Her large breasts jiggled, causing Colin to moan under his breath. They sat there in silence for a moment before Erin sniffled and looked up at Colin. A single tear was running down her cheek and her plump red lips were quivering.

"I just try so hard! But it's so hard to understand this! Why's it have to be so hard?" Erin asked.

Colin had reached his breaking point. He was willing to do anything to get Erin out of his hair at this point, and he was well beyond being able to do it subtlety.

"Ah, you know, Erin... I would suggest you, um, focus on the tables at the start and end of the chapter. They've got the important information for the quiz, really. Just concentrate on those and reasoning behind the formulas - you remember that section? Yeah, just... just focus on that, and I'm sure you'll be fine," Colin said, hoping Erin would get the hint that the quiz would only cover those concepts.

Erin's eyes lit up. She hopped to her feet, her breathtaking cleavage bouncing triumphantly.

"Oh, thank you, Colin! It's so nice of you to help me!"

With that, Erin planted a big, sloppy kiss on Colin's cheek. It left a giant lipstick print in dark red on his face. Colin nearly doubled over with the shooting pain from his cock and balls as blood rushed to them. Erin gathered up her books and moved to the corner of the TA office to study the tables and formulas Colin has described.

With a deep sigh, Colin turned back to his notes. He was beyond uncomfortable. He wanted to cry and cum at the same time. His moment of reflection was interrupted by a sudden movement by the door to the office. It was Heather.

Heather was on her cell and had stopped just outside the office door as she finished her conversation. Her over-sized sunglasses sat perched on her immaculately styled hair, which flowed down to her shoulders. Those shoulders were completely bare except for the thin straps of her flimsy top. Even through the doorway, Colin could tell Heather wasn't wearing a bra. Her perky tits accented the fact that her low-cut shirt read "Nasty" right across her chest. Heather also had on exceedingly tight low-rise jeans and her belly button ring had a light chain that ran around her waist.

Heather finished up her conversation and walked into the TA office. Erin didn't look up, but it was everything Colin could do not to beg her to leave! Then Colin noticed that Heather didn't look very happy.

"Everything alright?" Colin asked.

"Yeah, I guess. I mean, I had a fight with my boyfriend and my best friend today," Heather said with an annoyed look. "I don't know. Tyrone, my boyfriend, has just been so possessive lately. He just doesn't understand that I'm going to talk to other guys - there's just nothing he can do about that. Like, what am I supposed to do, not talk to Jamal or Tyree when I see them at the the gym? Or not let some hot guy buy me a drink at the club? He's just so jealous. And I'm totally loyal to him, most of the time! It's not fair!"

"Yes, I could see how..." Colin started to say before Heather jumped back in.

"And then my stupid friend, Nikki. She saw me go upstairs into one of the bedrooms at the sorority with her boyfriend and now she's all, 'You need to stop sleeping with my boyfriend!' I mean, whatever. I only slept with him because he's on the basketball team. It's not like he's one of me regular boyfriends, right? So my stupid sex life is totally messed up, and I'm all horny and stuff, but it's all dumb, so whatever."

"Hmmm," said Colin uncomfortably. He decided to try and route the conversation back to safer topics. "So were you thinking that studying would take your mind off of all of this... drama?"

"Not really. I wanted to drop in and tell you that I just haven't been able to study with all of this craziness around my life in the bedroom. So I don't think I'm going to pass the quiz next week without some help... Do you think you could help me?" Heather asked, arching an eyebrow. "With... either of my problems?" She added with a sly grin.

"Well, I could help you go through..." Colin started to say.

"No, isn't there some easier way than studying? Something that would solve both my problems at once?" Heather asked. She was hinting, of course, that Colin offer the quiz answers to Heather in exchange for sex. Heather secretly hoped Colin would find a way to ask her to make a deal, because she found him oddly attractive... in a nerdy sort of way.

"Um. Well. I'm sure..." Colin trailed off. He knew that Heather was providing him with an opportunity to act one of his favorite jerk-off fantasies - at least it had been before Linda locked him in chastity. But that was the problem itself. Even if Colin accepted, he wouldn't actually be able to have sex with her, because there was no way Linda would allow it.

"What's the matter, teach?" Heather said with a grin. "Not interested in girls?" Colin started to blush. "You know... you never hit on me in class. All of the other guys hit on me - but not you. Maybe you're more into penis? Hmmm?" Heather teased.

"Who's into penis?" Erin asked, confused as she looked up from her book.

"I think Colin might be. He never hits on my in class," Heather explained.

"Oh. I thought all the guys hit on you. Don't you think Heather's hot?" Erin asked Colin. "And don't you think I'm cute? You never hit on me either. Don't you like us? Do you think we're... ugly?"

"No, no, no. Not at all. I... um," Colin was realizing that he was painted into a corner. "Obviously, I think you're both very attractive young women. I just... it would be unprofessional."

"Oh, so you do think we're hot?" Heather said as Erin looked on from her chair.

Colin, now desperate to change the subject, suggested that Heather study the same sections that he had mentioned to Erin. Before Heather had a chance to harass him further, he realized that his office hours were almost over.

Colin wrapped up their conversation as he shuffled papers and gathered his books. He was glad to be heading back to home, where he would hopefully be unlocked by Linda and allowed to cum. While he was thinking about all of this, Colin stood up and noticed a sheet of notes he had dropped. Colin turned from the two girls, who were also gathering their papers, and bent to pick up the notes.

As he started to stand back up, a wave a fear washed over Colin. He realized in one terrifying moment that his shirt had pulled up his back just a little as he had bent over. Erin and Heather had just gotten a clear look at the pink latex panties Linda had made him wear...

Colin stood up quickly and slowly turned around to face Erin and Heather. He hoped desperately that the two women he had fantasied about all semester had somehow missed seeing the obvious evidence of his sissihood. Unfortunately, when he turned he saw Erin with a poorly concealed look of amusement on her face. When he made eye contact with her she quickly looked away, embarrassed.

Then, with mounting dread, he looked at Heather. She was standing with one hand on her hip and the other over her mouth. She was making no effort to hide her laughter. Colin put his head down and fled out the door.

Ass Worship Captions 31-35

2010-09-16T23:51:00.003-04:00

It's almost the weekend! Here are 5 brand new Ass Worship Captions to celebrate!

That doesn't sound like a bad job, really.

Any time, any place...

Vacations are more relaxing for her.

Yay!

How much fun with this game be?

CBT Captions 16-20

2010-09-12T23:57:00.001-04:00

Here are another 5 original captions. I went with a CBT theme because I haven't done any of those in awhile. Thanks for the comments - I'll get to the requests people have been making very soon! Keep checking back for more updates...

You know you'd love this!

Knees drops are really underrated.

Easy targets are fun targets.

That's what you get for not helping out...

You lose either way, but you do get a choice.

Sissy Captions 26-30

2010-08-26T22:14:00.001-04:00

Hey, caption fans! I've been traveling a bunch lately, so I'm sorry my posts haven't been as frequent... and to make it up to you all, here are 5 more original captions from me! This time I went with the ever popular Sissy captions. Enjoy!

Somehow, I don't think your secrets are really all that safe...

Choke. Gag. Serve.

What do you say, closet fags?
Want me to do a whole series on serving shemales?

Smile like a Cheerio!

Anything to make her sissy shut up!

Cuckold Captions 46-50

2010-08-10T01:34:00.002-04:00

It's a new landmark for me, here at the blog... this is the first category of captions to get to 50 pictures! Yay! To celebrate, enjoy these brand new cuckold captions!

Sometimes you think she's happy you don't measure up.

It's impolite to interrupt.

Your relationship with your new girlfriend
is off to a fabulous start!

If I had to guess, I'd say...
a lot.

Practice makes perfect.
And you do want your girlfriend to be
a perfect black cocksucker, don't you?

Sissy Captions 21-25

2010-08-01T21:41:00.001-04:00

Here are my five latest Sissy Captions! I did something a little different and made a 5 part series. Let me know what you think!

Bitches get butt-fucked.

It's very important for you to learn
how real men like to have their cocks sucked.

You deserve a hard cock-slapping.

Good cocksucking isn't all gagging and spit and bulging cheeks.
You have to remember to tongue-worship his balls too.

Be grateful she gave you permission.
And don't forget to lick them clean
after you dump your loser-load.

Ass Worship Captions 26-30

2010-07-15T23:45:00.004-04:00

Hi, everybody! Here are another 5 brand new captions! I decided to do a set of Ass Worship Captions, because I haven't done any of those in awhile (and they're a personal favorite). Enjoy!

Wetter is better.

Pop that thing!

Can't fool her...

Sweaty ass needs the tender touch of tongue worship.

As far in as you can get it...

CBT Captions 11-15

2010-06-28T00:42:00.001-04:00

Five brand new CBT Captions! I haven't done any of these in awhile, but I really enjoyed putting these together... maybe I'll do some more soon!

Not all doctors are evil.
But I think this one is.

Just need to get in there and dig around a little...

Should've kept your fetishes to yourself.

Hearts or kisses? There's a big difference!

Everything has a price.
Especially cumming.

Sissy Captions 16-20

2010-06-26T00:34:00.001-04:00

By popular request (I know how many of you are pink panty wearing dick kissers!), here are 5 more brand new Sissy Captions!

Open your mouth and say, "Ah!"

Not being able to get hard in front of beautiful women
is a sure sign that you're a raging homo.

Eventually, they'll be much more life-like!

You have no concept of how much.

You know. They know.
Now we know, too.

Motivational Captions 16-20

2010-06-22T00:53:00.001-04:00

Five more brand new Motivational Captions! Enjoy!

Cum-flavored kisses are better than no kisses.
Right?

Why would she want your useless crap?
She want to control your happiness.
Say good-bye to cumming, dumbass.

You won't believe the number of cocks
she'll convince you to suck for her entertainment.

Do your best to keep her happy!

Watching her do this gets you hard.
Thinking about who she's doing this for gets you off.

Chastity Captions 36-40

2010-06-09T01:23:00.001-04:00

Five more brand new Chastity Captions just for you! Enjoy!

Further explanation needed...

At least she said "almost".

That's what you get for not
helping to plan the vacation.

How long does it take to write down two days?

Chaste balls deserve to be punished.
Beyond just, you know, being kept in chastity.

Cruel Tease - Chapter 3: Abuse The Privilege

2010-06-06T23:50:00.011-04:00

Cruel Tease - Chapter 4: Bring The Pain
Cruel Tease - Chapter 3: Abuse The Privilege
Cruel Tease - Chapter 2: Pain For The Sake Of Amusement
Cruel Tease - Chapter 1: A Poor Decision

The Cast:
Colin - a grad student who was silly enough to ask Linda to be his keyholder
Linda - a redheaded cocktease with a vicious dominant streak
Erin - a sweet and innocent brunette college student. Colin is her TA.
Heather - a bratty and bitchy blond college student. Colin is also her TA.

The next week, Linda visited Colin again. She had left him in chastity for nine straight days - neglecting to return his calls and emails, preferring instead to leave him hanging. Finally, she called him and asked when he was available.

"Any day this week, except Wednesday, Linda. I've actually got a couple of things scheduled then."

"Oh, yeah? Like what?"

"I have my TA office hours from 3 to 4. And I have a couple of other meetings."

"Good. We'll meet Wednesday then. Reschedule your meetings, except for your office hours. I know that'll be inconvenient, but the theme of my visit will be 'Pain In The Ass', so that fits just fine. I'll be by at 1pm."

At 1pm on Wednesday, Linda knocked on Colin's door. "Open up, faggot!" she yelled as she pounded on Colin's door.

He hurried to let her in before the others in the grad dorm heard her. She stormed into his room wearing a tight pink sweater and short white skirt."I've had a lousy day so far... and I'm going to take it out on you. It's not fair, but too bad. Get naked and bend over the edge of the bed. I've got another 'present' from my shopping trip last week that I want to try out on you!"

Colin obeyed as Linda pulled a black leather paddle out of her backpack. Colin tried to move quickly, but he still noticed how incredible Linda's large breasts looked in the tight, fuzzy sweater she wore. Her white tennis skirt barely came down to her mid-thigh. Colin's swollen chaste balls began to ache as he put his elbows on his bed.

"Spread your legs more. And arch your back. I want a clear shot at your ass. Let's see how long it takes to make you cry with my new paddle." Linda held the new instrument of torture in front of Colin's face, so he could appreciate it up close. It was made of stiff leather. It was as long as her forearm and was five inches wide. The word "BITCH" was cut out of the black leather, so that the word could be read across the ass of the slave it was used on.
"There are lots of paddles like this. I had to choose from 'WHORE' and 'BITCH'... you're just lucky that 'COCKSUCKER' was too long to fit!" Linda pulled $60 out of Colin's wallet. "That should cover the cost of our new toy... Now, let's get to reddening your chaste ass up, shall we?"

Linda tortured the poor slave boy's ass for an hour and a half. Colin's face was streaked with tears when she finally stopped. His ass was a swollen red mess of crisscrossing welts and scratches. Linda had also used the paddle to rub Colin's sore ass cheeks raw in between brutal spanking sessions.

"Ha. It only took me five minutes to make you bawl like a little sissy with my new paddle. That's even less than I'd guessed. Maybe you are a little swishy sissy?"

Colin sobbed in response.

"Well, the next step in today's Pain In The Ass theme... let's plug up that slutty ass!"

Colin's eyes shot wide and he whimpered, "B-b-but...""'Butt' is exactly right!" Linda laughed as she jammed a large pink butt plug covered in lube into Colin's tight asshole. She slapped his abused ass just to make him jump. "Now, here's the fun part," she taunted him as she attached a hand pump to the plug. "I call this plug 'The Sissy Filler', because you can pump it up to enormous sizes. Watch, it'll get longer and thicker!"

Linda began quickly expanding the plug, doubling its size in just a few pumps. Colin began to sob.

"Oh, quit you're whining, it doesn't hurt that much." Linda laughed as she looked at Colin. "What? Did getting your asshole stuffed make your cock try and get hard? Are your balls all achey 'cause you like getting your ass filled up? Well, either way, you better get over it - because I'm not taking The Sissy Filler out or letting your out of chastity until tonight!"

Colin blinked back tears and tried to summon his resolve. It was difficult as his incredibly sore ass was radiating pain, his backed-up balls were aching terribly, his imprisoned cock was dripping pre-cum everywhere, and now his asshole was stretched to the max with the cruel pink buttplug.

"B-b-but, Mistress, I have to go to my office hours in just a little bit. I c-c-can't go like this!" he protested.

"Like hell you can't!" Linda shot back, smacking Colin in the balls with the "slut" paddle for talking back. "That's what I told you to do. So quit being such a little bitch and do it!"

Colin flinched. There were a number of reasons that he didn't want to wear his chastity belt and buttplug to his office hours. But the two more important were named Erin and Heather.

Erin was a student in the class in which Colin was the head TA. She was a fresh-faced brunette who was always bright-eyed and enthusiastic in class. She was a very average student, but tended to do well because her instructors could see her genuine interest in the subject matter. They could also see her large breasts, which Erin tended to accent with mostly unbuttoned dress shirts and flimsy midriff-baring halter tops. However, she had such a look of innocence about her, it was impossible to feel like she was knowingly manipulating men. But that was little consolation to male instructors when she leaned over their desk or bent over her work at the lab bench.

Erin, Colin's brunette college student

Heather was a student in the class in which Colin was the assistant TA. She was a striking blonde who acted like the TAs were lucky she had decided to come to class at all. She was very pretty, although she had a habit of wearing a bit too much make-up - especially for a lab section. Heather did well in most of her courses, especially those taught by men. She generally came to class dressed as if she was going to a dance club. Short skirts and backless, clingy tops were the usual for her. Heather would routinely walk into class looking like a rockstar with tight leather pants and revealing shirts with sections cut out and words like "Bitchy" and "Tease" splashed across the front. She was a very popular girl at the university, and it was clear that she knew exactly why that was.

Heather, Colin's blond college student

On the first day of class, Colin had immediately formed crushes on both Erin and Heather. He looked forward to teaching, and especially his office hours, because it meant he had a chance to interact with them. But Colin wasn't stupid, so he never mentioned his little obsession with the two co-eds to Linda. He didn't think his interest in them would go over well with his Mistress. And since Linda held the keys to his chastity belt, it made a lot of sense to keep her as happy as possible.

So Colin was now faced with the possibility of sitting through an hour of, at best, answering mundane questions while suffering through the pain of his spanking, chastity, and new buttplug. At worst, Heather or Erin might drop in - and then he would have to get through the conversation without giving away that this TA who thought they were cute was locked in a chastity belt with a pink buttplug shoved between recently spanked cheeks!

Linda quickly brought him back to reality. "What? Are you worried those sluttly little co-ed tarts are going to figure out that you're a cock-locked little pansy? Think the sorority girls will realize that you've got a red ass and a plugged asshole? You're not worried about being embarrassed, are you?" Linda giggled uncontrollably. "Because that's exactly why I'm making you do it! That's kinda the point of today's 'Pain In The Ass' theme! I'm sure you'll get through it fine, but I'm also sure it'll be pretty painful and embarrassing for you - and that's exactly what you need."

Colin quit sobbing and resigned himself to his fate. At least the pain shooting from his asscheeks had lessened to a dull ache. Now it matched the steady throbbing pain coming from his balls and asshole.

"Alright, it's almost time for you to leave. Let me help you get ready before you go." Linda dug around in her bag. She pulled out a pair of pink satin panties. "Here, put these on," she said with a laugh.
Colin stared dumbfounded at the panties. They had were covered in soft pink frills. His chaste cock and balls would be covered by a small pouch of clinging pink satin in the front. On the back, the satin was sown to bunch up the middle, emphasizing the curve of his very sore butt. The panties screamed, "Sissy"!

"Well, put them on and say thank you," Linda said impatiently. "I've got things to do, and you're going to be late!"

"T-t-thank you, Mistress," Colin said. His heart was obviously not in it.

"You're welcome. I picked these out because the satin won't breath, so you'll get hot and extra uncomfortable. Plus, I got a smaller size so they'll be really tight - that'll keep The Sissy Filler way up inside you where it belongs, and it'll crush your cock cage back into your swollen balls. And I think it's just your color, too, homo!"

Colin pulled them on and discovered that Linda was right about how uncomfortable his new panties were. He quickly pull on pants and realized just how painful the next few hours would be. He would have to move as little as possible, a difficult task if many students stopped by, to minimize his balls getting crushed while his asshole got stuffed.

"Oh, and one more thing," Linda added as she got ready to leave. "I want you to wear a polo shirt, one that comes down to about your waistline." Colin held one up. "Yeah, that'll work. Enjoy spending the next hour trying to make sure those co-ed whores don't catch a glimpse of the top of your pink panties!" Linda laughed as she left.

Colin looked down and realized that if he leaned to far in any direction, the top edge of the pink frills was just barely visible. He sighed to himself. For the first time this semester, he hoped that Erin and Heather wouldn't come to his office hours.

Cuckold Captions 41-45

2010-05-25T00:29:00.002-04:00

Here are my latest Cuckold Captions! Enjoy!

She's so helpful!

Boring, everyday chores...

Practice makes perfect!

Fair's fair, so quit whining.

You know, just a thought.
Just throwin' it out there.

Ass Worship Captions 21-25

2010-04-24T00:26:00.003-04:00

Back by popular demand, here are 5 more brand new Ass Worship Captions! Have a great weekend, everyone - and, if you get a chance, tongue-worship a hot woman's tight asshole. You won't regret it, I promise!

See all of the things she does for you?

Honestly, quit your bitching and get to work!

Damn right.

When a girl doesn't wear panties around you,
it means something completely different...

Lunchtime, butt-slut!

Cuckold Captions 36-40

2010-04-21T01:55:00.002-04:00

Here are 5 more original captions - this time focused on the always popular Cuckolding theme! Enjoy, perverts!

You're kind of a slow learner...

And you thought being a tongue-cleaning cuckold
would be all hot pussy licking and creampie eating!

Yeah, I don't think she's doing it to get clean...

Don't make her bull angry.
Even if that means not seeing your girlfriend naked anymore.

It can be difficult to accept acting your cuckolding fantasies.
Especially when your wife or girlfriend starts to enjoy them
way more than you do. Way more.

Motivational Captions 11-15

2010-04-04T01:08:00.001-04:00

Back by popular demand... more brand new Motivation Captions. Hey, I love 'em, too! I wish they really made motivational posters like this...

By now you really should've realized that your
jealousy makes her want to fuck even more guys.

Their cum goes on her face.
And then in your mouth.
Fag.

College cheerleaders are basically the university cumdumps -
they'll take loads from any hot stud on campus.
So how did you end up with a cheerleader girlfriend
who never, ever lets you cum?

Really though, why change when she and her bull
have been enjoying themselves so much?

They're planning on doing everything they can to make
your service as their asslicker/butthole kisser
as unpleasant as possible.

Chastity Captions 31-35

2010-03-27T23:17:00.001-04:00

Five more brand new chastity captions!

With two months left, your keyholder isn't helping...

What's the point in having fetishes,
if they aren't exploited by beautiful women?

But, no, you had to have your silly little fetish.
So no fucking for you!

Brutally honest.

Brace yourself. You're about to learn a lot about
how fetishes and pent-up cum can combine
to make you a willing slave!

Cuckold Captions 31-35

2010-03-24T23:01:00.002-04:00

Here are my latest captions - 5 brand new Cuckold Captions! Just a reminder - if there's anything in particular you'd like to see (type of girl, situation, fetish, etc.), post it in the comments and I'll see what I can do!

You'd just stand there and watch, wouldn't you?

Be grateful that she lets you touch her at all.

She's not just excited. She's superexcited!

Your tongue cleaning her cream-filled pussy. Do it.

Quit asking stupid questions and try to be useful.

10 Favorite Brunette Pornstars (#5-1)

2010-03-13T11:00:00.001-05:00

Here they are, my Top 5 favorite Brunette pornstars! If you look through the archive of my blog posts, you'll find my Top 10 Redheads and Blonds.

And for those of you wondering - no, my Top 10 lists aren't going to stop here! I'll continue to mix some of Top 5/Top 10 of different aspects of porn in with caption picture and story posts.

5) Gianna Michaels

All Dressed UpOh, Gianna, you are so cute.
And filthy.
So cute and filthy.

That Sexy O-FaceGianna cums harder on BBC...

An Ass To Die ForShe's got plenty of ass - and she really, really
knows how to use it!

A Mouth Built For CockDoesn't she look happy?

Her Deviant Nature

Switch! Gianna's early BDSM shoots were all with
her in the dominant role. But lately, she's done
more of a mix. Either way, I'm a fan!

4) Sophie Strauss (Sophie Crush, Sophie Doll)

All Dressed UpO. M. G! Sophie is just a doll!

That Sexy O-FaceEvery time Sophie cums, she makes this face.
Doesn't it make you want to see
her cum over and over?

An Ass To Die For"An Ass To Die For". Check.

A Mouth Built For CockAlso check. Look at those lips!
Smile like a cheerio, baby!

Her Deviant Nature

Dominant! Ok, to be fair, Sophie doesn't have much
of a dark edge to her. She does mostly girl-on-girl
and solo shoots (not that I'm complaining - I'll take what
I can get!). But she has done a number of "masturbation
instruction" clips and a few have had a "small penis
humiliation" theme, so we're going to put her on the
light side of the dominant end of the d/s scale.

3) Julia Bond

All Dressed UpLet me start with this - I looked at a ton of Julia's pictures
(heh heh) trying to find ones that showed off just how
cute and sexy she is... and they just aren't out there.
Trust me, you owe it to yourself to check
out her videos.

That Sexy O-FaceJulia loves big cock!

An Ass To Die For Come on, tell me she doesn't have the hottest ass ever!

A Mouth Built For CockMaybe it's just me (it isn't), but I would watch
Julia suck fat cock for hours.

Her Deviant Nature

Switch! Julia isn't really into BDSM shoots, although
she's done some light bondage like this and a really
hot ballbusting scene for Fantasy POV.

2) Deja Daire

All Dressed UpDeja has a rockin' body, a super cute face, and
- the kicker - a sweetie pie voice that just
gets me so hard it's not even funny.

That Sexy O-Face It's amazing that any woman this hot can look
this innocent while on all fours for big dick.

An Ass To Die ForYes. I will have that.

A Mouth Built For CockOne thing I've learned about Deja from her videos -
she doesn't just like to suck cock...
she prefers to gag and choke on it!

Her Deviant Nature

Switch! Deja's done a number of videos both as
a demanding dominatrix and as a subservient
sex slave. Thank you, Deja. Thank you.

1) Penny Flame

All Dressed UpYou know Penny's a ridiculously hot pornstar
because she can look stupid sexy in an outfit
that would just look like normal clothes
on any other woman.

That Sexy O-Face Penny's voice is so sweet, and she makes the
cutest faces when she cums hard.

An Ass To Die For I'm officially volunteering my face as Penny's chair.

A Mouth Built For Cock Don't expect a blowjob from Penny to
be entirely pleasant!

Her Deviant NatureDominant! I'm not even going to lie. I would totally
let Penny violate me with her big strap-on, if
it meant I got to do a shoot with her!

Cuckold Captions 26-30

2010-03-04T01:07:00.002-05:00

Hi! We just broke 6,250+ visitors to my blog! Yay!
Here are 5 brand new, original Cuckold Captions...

Don't be jealous. She spent so much time picking out
a costume for you that would show off just how
worthless you are as a man and a lover.

You really should think more about her needs.

You've seen her make that face at her bulls before.

Almost like she did that... on purpose.

A special exception, just because you've been
so good and you asked so nicely!
Enjoy licking and sucking their used condoms clean!

CBT Captions 6-10

2010-02-23T01:36:00.001-05:00

Another 5 brand new captions from me to you! I thought it was time to make some more CBT ones...

Best birthday present ever.

Well, at least now you know.

How could you not beg a hot girl like this to just
obliterate your balls wearing shoes as sexy as this?

Punches... in bunches!

Chaste, heavily-teased balls are the best for crushing!

Sissy Captions 11-15

2010-02-17T23:12:00.001-05:00

Here are 5 more brand new Sissy Captions! The girls in these turned out WAY bitchier than I'd planned from the start... somehow, I think we're all ok with that!

You didn't really need her adding to your
list of humiliating fetishes...

"Balls deep" doesn't sound so funny now, does it?

Oh, don't blush. You know you'd sign up in a heartbeat.

Sissies have so many things to learn!

This may be my new favorite caption I've made. Ever.

Ass Worship Captions 16-20

2010-02-15T00:03:00.002-05:00

Happy Valentine's Day! To celebrate, I made five new Ass Worship Captions!

You live together, but your lifestyles are so different...

Hey, sorry, but those are the rules.

Just to make sure you understand why you
always have to lick her asshole.

It doesn't matter where you are.
When she wants you to go to work tongue-cleaning her asshole,
you best get to licking, slave.

Get you nose right in there!

Cuckold Captions 21-25

2010-02-08T01:22:00.002-05:00

Here are 5 more Cuckold Captions, just in time for Valentine's Day!!!

She might start wearing sexier clothes...
but don't expect to be the only man who notices.

See? At least this time she's wearing panties!

B-b-but this isn't the same!

You've got a very important job, cuckold.

You can't understand her words,
but you understand what she's saying.

Sissy Captions 6-10

2010-02-03T23:51:00.002-05:00

Here are my latest Sissy Captions. Enjoy, pervs!

It's a sissy's job to make sure their mistress is
prepared to play with her bull at all times!

Be grateful she's willing to give you lessons, sissy.
She could just make you learn the hard way,
by trial and error.

Well, she certainly knows what you like,
doesn't she, Ms Frillybottoms?

Sissies don't speak unless spoken to.

Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Chastity Captions 26-30

2010-02-01T20:09:00.002-05:00

Here they are, perverts, my five latest Chastity Captions! Enjoy!

The things you'll do to be set free...

Chaste until her teasing makes you cry!

Because chastity belts are supposed to be tight!

Twice as long should be twice as fun, right?

It's a wedding tradition...

10 Favorite Brunette Pornstars (#10-6)

2010-01-30T14:04:00.001-05:00

If you've checked out the older posts here (and I highly suggest you do!), you know that I've put together lists of my Top 10 favorite blonde (#6-10 here and #1-5 here) and redheaded (all ten here) pornstars. Well, now it's time for the brunettes!

10) Tory Lane

All Dressed UpTory loves to dress up, whether it's a fantasy costume like
this or a businesswoman's suit, or a latex uniform.

That Sexy O-FaceHave to admire the intensity...

An Ass To Die ForI would pay anything to be the poor girl being
buried in Tory's ass! Yum, yum!

A Mouth Built For CockShe sure knows how to take a cock...

Her Deviant Nature

Dominant! On rare occasion, Tory will do a shoot where
she's submissive. But the vast majority of her work
is as a demanding, loud, bitchy mistress.
Yes. Please.

9) Belladonna

All Dressed UpBelladonna is really well known - and for good reason!
But she mainly focuses on videos, so if you're looking
for more of her (and you should be!) start there.

That Sexy O-FaceShe's a dirty, dirty girl. And she knows you love it.

An Ass To Die ForSo hot, it's just silly!

A Mouth Built For CockBelladonna's more than happy to take a load in the face.

Her Deviant Nature

Switch! Belladonna's famous for her girl-on-girl scenes where
either Belladonna or the poor girl she's playing with get the stuffing
fucked out of them. But she switches to from top to bottom
pretty regularly. And I'm so glad she does!

8) Sasha Grey

All Dressed UpI'll be honest - Sasha was in my top 10 before I started looking up
a lot of her pictures, but she wasn't this high. Then I started finding
some of her pictures, like the one above. I've decided that I
really need to watch more of her scenes from now on.

That Sexy O-FaceSasha usually plays it pretty cool in her clips, but you
can tell she's enjoying herself.

An Ass To Die ForI would like to volunteer to be Sasha's new chair!

A Mouth Built For CockHow cute is she!

Her Deviant Nature

Dominant! Really, really dominant!
Sasha's done shoots with Extreme Ballbusters and
WhippedAss (to name a few) and she's
always the woman in charge!!!

7) Jenny Hendrix

All Dressed UpHow could you not want to violate innocent lil'
Jenny Hendrix over and over?

That Sexy O-FaceI love how she pouts with her lips out
when she's cumming...

An Ass To Die For

Wow. Just... wow.

A Mouth Built For CockDon't you just want to blow massive load
after massive load all over her pouty lips?

Her Deviant NatureDominant. Jenny doesn't do tons of bdsm-type work,
but she tends to be the girl wearing the strap-on
or making the other girl eat her delicious ass.

6) Ashley Blue

All Dressed Up
When you cross the innocent look of Jenny Hendrix with
the shameless sluttiness of Belladonna...
you get Ashley Blue!

That Sexy O-FaceShe likes it a bit rough...

An Ass To Die ForI'd like to have my face shoved in there!

A Mouth Built For Cock

She especially loves to be gagged and face-fucked
with giant cocks. In fact, I think she can cum just
from that! She looks so cute next to that monster!

Her Deviant NatureSwitch! Ashley's pretty submissive to guys.
Like I mentioned, she really likes to be abused
by big dick. But when it comes to women, she's
a lot more likely to be the girl wearing the huge strap-on.
She's in every "The Violation of..." movie as one of the
brutally mean girls - except for this one!

Ass Worship Captions 11-15

2010-01-23T23:03:00.002-05:00

Hope everyone is having a great weekend! By popular request, here are 5 more new Ass Worship Captions!

Not a bad way to be ordered to spend the evening...

How could you deny her any pleasure she requests?

How can you choose, when they're both so beautiful?

You really should be more grateful for being allowed
to lick her clean after she fucks her lesbian girlfriend.

Assfluffer. I would so apply for that job!

Chastity Captions 21-25

2010-01-19T18:42:00.002-05:00

Here is my latest set of five chastity captions!

The bitchier she is, the harder you get...

You know it's true.

Some fetishes mix together better than others!

Always punish your chaste slave for things they can't control.

Sorry, but only real men get to cum.