Videos 4: Alison Haislip in a Goldilocks costume

All of this talk about Olivia Munn (see my post here) got me thinking about Attack of the Show on G4... Oh, the good old days of Olivia, Alison Haislip and Sara Jean Underwood.

Alison Haislip dressed up as Goldilocks for a parody of the "Red", the sexy update version of Red Riding Hood.

Celebs 2: Olivia Munn

Remember my post about the leaked photos of Scarlett Johansson naked? Well, Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks both had similar photos make it onto the net last week. You may remember Olivia from my "10 Hottest Women on NBC" post. I'm usually an "original content" blogger, but I thought I'd post Olivia's pictures for two reasons...

1) The pictures were leaked in waves, so people may not have seen them all.

2) It turns out that Olivia likes to add her own filthy, filthy caption her own dirty photos... so, yeah, they fit right in here!

First, we've got a suggestive one.

Then some that could easily have been outtakes from a photoshoot.

Then we've got the "self-shots". In order of increasing nakedness...

Ok, so here's when things got really interesting.
Apparently, Olivia used to date some guy named Chris.
And apparently, Olivia used to take pictures of herself,
caption them, and then send them to her boyfriend.
And judging by the captions she added, Olivia is one dirty fucking girl!

We have a winner!

It was close, but it looks like a weekend of facesitting and asslicking is in Colin's near future! Chastity and teasing can go hand in hand with assworship, so I'm planning the next chapter to take on both of those aspects.

If you voted for something else, don't worry. I have ideas outlined that incorporate each of the poll choices, so they'll be covered in future chapters.

I'm off to start typing!