Ass Worship Captions 131-140

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I hope all of you perverts have a wonderful end of the year and a fantastic 2015!

Here's a set of new ass worship captions to help you ring in the New Year exactly how you should - on your knees behind a domineering woman with your insipid face wedged between her glorious cheeks.

I mean, it's something. Right?

You don't really want to date, do you?

Wouldn't you rather forgo a social life and just lick mean girls' assholes?

It's not fair for her to wait from Thursday until Friday night to get her ass worshipped.

Your monthly orgasm can wait until your next monthly orgasm.

If you do a truly thorough job, she may let you eat 

actual 'real people' food off of her ass.

It's good to have goals.

You're going to apologize until she believes you.

Prepare to be red-faced, sweaty, and out of breath by the time she's convinced.

 

She has never, ever been accused for playing fair.

 Not once.

 

Let's be honest. It's not like you had other plans.

Just let her adjust her socks and call over her friends in the cheerleading squad.

I'm sure she won't abuse her new position.

But you'd still better practice saying Please and Thank You.

And begging.

Your girlfriend's asshole is actually your new girlfriend.

And you're going to love your long make out sessions with your new girlfriend.

Videos 6: Halloween Edition - Catwoman & Harley Quinn

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Last year The Mad Eroticist (themaderoticist.tumblr.com, twitter.com/TheMadEroticist) turned me on to ASMR videos. Since then, I've been watching ASMR videos pretty regularly. The ones I like best are the roleplay ASMR videos, for obvious/perverted reasons. About a month ago I stumbled on a video that wasn't just a roleplay ASMR... it was a cosplay ASMR.

"Inky ASMR" did a video where she was Harley Quinn! Complete with pigtails, black lipstick, and adorable insanity. In the video you're Batman - captured and helpless. She threatens and humiliates you in a way that seems so natural to her. It's nothing too overt, just this gloriously subtle disregard for you. "I'm just a gymnast... with a tranquilizer gun. And a baseball bat."






If that wasn't enough, Inky followed that up with a video where she plays Catwoman. Black latex mask, shiny black catsuit, dark red lipstick, and a distinct indifference to your discomfort. And you're her prisoner. Oh, that cold smile. Yes. Please.

Videos 5: Halloween Edition - Zombies!

Happy Halloween, perverts!

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Ok. Now for the pervy Halloween stuff.

Let's talk about zombies for a minute. They're bad news. And what's the best way to deal with the walking dead? Aim for the head, of course. I love watching zombie movies, so when I stumbled across a short video/commercial called "Doing A Weekly Shop In A Zombie Apocalypse" I had to check it out.

But while I was watching, I noticed I was having some inappropriate thoughts. (gasp!) Maybe it was the knee socks. Or the young lady wearing them. Or the cricket bat she was using to slap zombies around. Or the bat was chained to her for safe keeping. Or maybe it was her vinyl running shorts.

I found myself wishing that Buffy The Zombie Slayer would use the bat to teach me a valuable lesson. About zombie-safety or how they like they socks folded. Whatever excuse, really. Spare the rod and all that.

 Who knew I'd spend most of the outbreak drooling?

 Disdain looks the same, even after the apocalypse.

Here comes the pain.

Remember to say "thank you".

Wiggle wiggle wiggle... yeah.

Fair warning, there's some zombie gore in the full video.

Sissy Captions 131-140

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Here are 10 brand new Sissy Captions for the secret panty-wears, the closet wannabe-cocksuckers, and the full-on frilly dress wearing sissies among us!

He's going to enjoy that gift several times a day.

Every day.

They say it takes 10,000 hours of practice to perfect a skill.

You better get started.

Pink satin ribbons go with any delightfully

feminine Halloween costume.

Wasn't it nice of your ex to enroll you?

It's an important milestone.

You should celebrate by posting an ad on Craigslist looking for a "mean daddy".

Of course you couldn't just wear dresses, stockings, and panties.

Three lacey pink ribbons? Three? Really?

 Your mouth + hard cock + her ass = massive cumload 

Your mouth + hard cock - her ass + massive cumload = your future

The sobbing will only make her want to hurt you more.

So maybe you do want to keep crying.

I'm not here to judge.

Bad sissies get punished.

Good sissies also get punished.

It may not be fair, but it makes for obedient sissies.

Try not to let them fuck you in that 

patch of poison ivy they're leading you towards.

Ass Worship Captions 121-130

Here we go! 10 new Ass Worship captions for all of the filthy ass-eaters out there!

You're the first and only! Good for you?

Thorough is right. This could take hours.

Anything worthwhile is worth working for.

She's so considerate.

Oddly, you find yourself taking her 

to more and more public places.

Happy birthday.

You disgust her.

Shouldn't you do everything you can to help her excel?

Just think how red your face will be when someone catches you,

and your girlfriend yells, "Help! There's a pervert kissing my ass!"

That darn thing just won't stay straight!

A sorority's live-in asskisser's work is never done...

Cuckold Captions 131-140

Here's my latest batch - 10 brand new cuckold-themed captions! Enjoy, perverts!

Aren't you excited for her?

Everyone should know their role in life.

If he says no, you'll just have to use your imagination.

At least she'll be having a good time.

And that's what's important.

I would plan on tomorrow.

Women can spot a jealous, small-cocked cuckold a mile away.

Get comfortable. This could take awhile.

Thousands of wankers sitting at their computers

approve of the giant black rubber dong

you bought your beautiful girlfriend.

And dessert, of course.

Message received.

Chastity Captions 131-140

I'm back with 10 brand new chastity captions!

Oh, and I started a Tumblr to promote this blog. I'm not moving over to Tumblr completely, because it's not designed for posting story chapters or galleries of captions - the two things I do the most. I'll use it to spread the word about this site. When I post a new batch of captions or a new chapter, I'll post a couple of the captions or a note about the new chapter on Tumblr. We'll see how that works out ;)

TL;DR - Tumblr. Also, MOAR dirty pictures with dirty words!

How dare you look at her naked breasts after just five months!

Interesting in a "stare at your female students and drool" kind of way.

She's so concerned about your well-being!

It's really quite sweet.

But that couldn't be it. Right?

Better learn to love it.

Better to remember to say 'Thank You".

Dreams can become nightmares in a hurry.

Amazing how such a small thing can be so devastating. 

I'm sure she'll be able to find it once you get back.

Eventually.

She can ruin you even over Skype.

Jerk. Get Close. Stop. Go limp.

Repeat.