Happy April Fool's Day! Now give me the keys to your Birdlock.

I got a chuckle out of this, so I wanted to make sure you all saw The Stockroom's joke for April Fool's Day... their new service, The Permanence Retreat! A full-service spa weekend... and at the end of the weekend, their staff domme locks your worthless weenis away forever! Doesn't that sound marvelous?