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Hello, perverts! Let's ring in the New Year with 10 brand new Ass Worship captions.

I was still trying to decide on a resolution, so my keyholder suggested a good one - "Eat your keyholder's ass more often". But, I mean, I'm sure it's only a suggestion.

Successful relationships are based on honesty.

Vicariously enjoy the vacations you pay for...

She figured you out quickly, huh?

Never say never.

Her bridesmaids are all girls who dumped you at some point.

There's only one place you're worthy of kissing Anneliese Snow.

Believer her, even if she laughs as she says it.

The life of an ass-obsessed cuckold.

One of those overly long NYE kisses with far too much tongue 

that make everyone else uncomfortable.

How dare you!

Ass Worship Captions 131-140

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I hope all of you perverts have a wonderful end of the year and a fantastic 2015!

Here's a set of new ass worship captions to help you ring in the New Year exactly how you should - on your knees behind a domineering woman with your insipid face wedged between her glorious cheeks.

I mean, it's something. Right?

You don't really want to date, do you?

Wouldn't you rather forgo a social life and just lick mean girls' assholes?

It's not fair for her to wait from Thursday until Friday night to get her ass worshipped.

Your monthly orgasm can wait until your next monthly orgasm.

If you do a truly thorough job, she may let you eat 

actual 'real people' food off of her ass.

It's good to have goals.

You're going to apologize until she believes you.

Prepare to be red-faced, sweaty, and out of breath by the time she's convinced.

 

She has never, ever been accused for playing fair.

 Not once.

 

Let's be honest. It's not like you had other plans.

Just let her adjust her socks and call over her friends in the cheerleading squad.

I'm sure she won't abuse her new position.

But you'd still better practice saying Please and Thank You.

And begging.

Your girlfriend's asshole is actually your new girlfriend.

And you're going to love your long make out sessions with your new girlfriend.

Ass Worship Captions 121-130

Here we go! 10 new Ass Worship captions for all of the filthy ass-eaters out there!

You're the first and only! Good for you?

Thorough is right. This could take hours.

Anything worthwhile is worth working for.

She's so considerate.

Oddly, you find yourself taking her 

to more and more public places.

Happy birthday.

You disgust her.

Shouldn't you do everything you can to help her excel?

Just think how red your face will be when someone catches you,

and your girlfriend yells, "Help! There's a pervert kissing my ass!"

That darn thing just won't stay straight!

A sorority's live-in asskisser's work is never done...

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What better way to show that special woman in your life how much she means to you, than to kiss her in the most disgusting place possible? A place so demeaning that no real man would ever dream of kissing her there. A place so degrading that afterwards she'll never be able to think of you as an actual person again. Pucker up, and show her how much she means to you - and how little you should mean to her!

Here's another set of 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Enjoy!

And she is constantly going out to swim, then going inside to change into a new bikini, 

then lounging by the pool before going back inside for another bikini...

Your tongue's going to be exhausted!

Soft, fuzzy butts deserve long, gentle face-first snuggles.

When she says "endless", she means it.

She has a closet full of the stuff.

The manager will get back to you on your request to work additional hours.

It was pretty obvious, really.

And now she's going to take advantage of the situation you.

It's $70 to spend 3 songs in the "fantasy lounge" with the stripper of your choice.

That's about 12 minutes of nearly-anything-goes playtime.

Plenty of time to convince her that you're the most pathetic ass addict she's ever met.

Some people would call that "kinky".

You call it "dessert on a Thursday".

It takes longer when you're only allowed to use your face.

And it's a lot harder on your locked up cock and balls.

But she says she thinks it feels a little bit nicer that way.

If her tight asshole didn't already taste as sweet as sugar to you, 

it will after her 3-month conditioning program!

Don't be gross, pervert.

She's a lady.

Ass Worship Captions 101-110

 I'm back with 10 more brand new Ass Worship captions! Licking and kissing a woman's asshole is one of my favorite fetishes, so I love making captions about it... it's such a great excuse to look at lots of pictures of hot asses! Whether she's a haughty brat who's demanding debasement, a cruel domme who wants to put you in your place, or a naive schoolgirl who's just learning the pleasure of a boy's tongue on her asshole, it doesn't get any better than ass worship!

You should see what you have to do for their second offense.

You're going to be licking her ass for awhile.

And then she's going to sit down again.

And then you're going to be licking her ass for awhile...

 OMG!!! You kiss your girlfriend's butthole?!? That's soooo embarrassing!

I want to see you do it.

You do it when she wants, where she wants.

Got it?

"Dating her" = "orally serving her asshole"

 You do want to make her happy, don't you?

She knows you so well!

Don't worry. She'll help.

You're going to be a busy cuckolded asskisser!

Sounds like a great plan for a long weekend, doesn't it?