Thursday, October 13, 2011

Ass Worship Captions 71-80

Finishing up the caption categories that viewers voted for, here are 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Enjoy, perverts!


A twist on the "naughty schoolgirl" fetish...


Such a nice reward for you!


You'd cum so hard if you could hear them say this.


No pussy for you, you have other things to focus on.


Sounds like a good deal!


You should have at least one nap a day...


You don't really need air anyway, do you?


The only way they'd let you come along.


From heel to hip and back again!


Your work is never done, asslicker!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Celebs 1: Scarlett Johansson

In case any of you haven't run across these yet... here are the two pictures of Scarlett Johansson naked that were leaked today. I thought I'd post some high quality copies, before most of the sites start getting asked to pull them down. And I found a couple of versions where people had spent some time trying to improve the picture quality. Enjoy!


Pic 1 - untouched original


Pic 1 - more contrast


Pic 1 - best version!


Pic 2 - untouched original


Pic 2 - more contrast


Here's to hoping that there are a lot more of these on the way! A lot more!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Cuckold Captions 81-90

Hey, everyone! I'm completely moved into my new place now and... I have internet again! Woo hoo! Sure, I don't have my computer desk set up yet, but I found a big box that works pretty well, so, um, yeah. Who's up for some captions?

Cuckolding captions were the 3rd place finisher in my poll, so here are 10 more brand news ones!


Heartbreaking...


So close to what you wanted!


It's the laughter that really gets to you.


It seems like she makes more every week.


Tough choice...


That is a pretty good reason.


Slurp slurp!


Just so we're clear...


Guess what your job is!


Be a helpful cuckold.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Sissy Captions 71-80

Sissy captions finished in second place in my poll, so here are ten brand new ones for all of you to enjoy!


What a good idea, right???


You're getting so good at servicing cock.


Pink panties are a perfect fit!


Stop pretending you're a man.


Obey the cheerleader!


Adorable sissies get extra hard spankings.


You want to impress your mistress, don't you?


Slurp slurp slurp! Get to work!


Do a good job and these parties will happen more and more often...


Is it even more humiliating if they laugh at you while they fuck you?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Chastity Captions 81-90

After winning the poll, here are 10 brand new Chastity Captions!


Christmas is a time of giving.


It's actually crueler than just keeping you locked up!


There are so many ways to serve bitchy girls,
but this is a good start.


Gag yourself really hard and she might let you cum this month.


It was probably a bad idea to tell your secretarial staff about your cage...


A pretty clear message.


Whatever's more entertaining for her.


Your complete emasculation barely gets her attention.


Keep begging while she laughs!


Not quite what you expected, huh?

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Poll - Results...

Alright, pervs. So here's how things ended up...

51 - Chastity caps

34 - Sissy caps

26 - Cuckold caps
25 - Ass worship caps

16 - Cruel Tease chapter

9 - CBT caps
6 - ERA chapter
6 - Top 10 List

What did I learn? CBT caps are the least in-demand (which I kinda knew). My adaptation of the ERA story isn't nearly as popular as my original Cruel Tease story (which I have a bunch chapters written for!). Neither cuckold nor ass worship captions were as popular as I'd assumed they'd be.

So guess what? I'm going to start at the top and work my way down! So if you voted for something that didn't win, you'll still get what you wanted, it just may take a bit longer.

Did you like being able to vote for what's next? Should I keep that up or go with what I feel like after I knock out the next wave of posts?

Monday, July 11, 2011

Poll!

Hi, perverts! I haven't been posting as much as usual, because I've been moving into a new place. I feel kinda bad about the dead air, so I thought of something fun & new... why not let you, my beloved readers, pick what I post next?

So I put up a quick poll on the right side of the blog. Vote for whatever you want to see next! Leave "write in" suggestions in the comments if there's something else you'd like to see.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Motivational Captions 41-50

Here are 10 brand new Motivational Captions! Enjoy!


She's got you figured out.


Oh for three. Ouch.


Natalie giggles on set about your compulsive masturbation.


It's the truth.


It was a good run. Your equipment just can't compete.


Uh-oh. I think she knows.


It gets old, day after day.
Remember when she let you kiss her that one time?


She has no intention of giving you any relief.


You're toast.


Your girlfriend is just exploring her sexuality...