Motivational Captions 71-80

I'm a little late for the Thanksgiving holiday, but here are 10 new Motivational Captions to help you remember just what exactly you should be thankful for, pervert...

Only when she's wearing panties, of course.

Once is better than never, right?

Jealous? Too bad.

Now if she'd just let you out of chastity at the same time...

 

Ha ha! "Wish you were here"! That's a great one!

 

Can you guess what she's shopping for?

She does her chores while you get started on yours...

 

Her crop always seems to appear whenever her top disappears.

Weird, huh?

Sure, her giggling and laughing at your pain and frustration make it worse. 

But still...

And every movie she makes has at least a few sequels.

Motivational Captions 61-70

Happy weekend, everyone! Here are another 10 brand new, original Motivational Captions. I'm pretty proud of some of the pictures I found for this set. Check 'em out and let me know what you think!

As if her bulls didn't know.

Good try though.

You really, really do.

 You should've paid better attention when you were hitting on "girls" at the bar...

 She's going to ride you until she breaks you!

She won't have time to get it repaired for another couple of months...

But if you continue to kiss her ass and do everything she says...

Nope, she probably still won't let you cum on her tits.

All those hot, sticky cumloads right next to your imprisoned penis...

Are your aching balls jealous?

Sometimes her sorority plays two or three games a night!

Come on, sissy. Choke like a bitch.

Motivational Captions 51-60

It's hard to believe, but it's actually been over a year since I posted some "motivational poster"-style captions. That's way too long! So here we go with 10 brand new Motivational Captions. Let me know what you think!

She's so very, very right.

Just be grateful it's in that order...

She makes friends so quickly!

It's just that different boys get to see her topless at different times.

And this year wasn't your year.

Next year's not looking good either...

Come on, have a little courtesy. She's trying to cheat on you.

Don't even pretend to be surprised.

Tough luck, cuckold.

Why don't you just stay home and do the laundry?

She'll be back soon. Probably.

I'm sure it's fine.

Now... beg!

Motivational Captions 41-50

Here are 10 brand new Motivational Captions! Enjoy!

She's got you figured out.

Oh for three. Ouch.

Natalie giggles on set about your compulsive masturbation.

It's the truth.

It was a good run. Your equipment just can't compete.

Uh-oh. I think she knows.

It gets old, day after day.
Remember when she let you kiss her that one time?


She has no intention of giving you any relief.

You're toast.

Your girlfriend is just exploring her sexuality...

Motivational Captions 31-40

I just realized that this blog is desperately in need of some more Motivational Captions! So here we are... 10 more, brand new captions - problem solved!