I was just checking my analytics and discovered that my blog just hit some cool milestones... Just this week, we passed 100 followers, 10,000 visits, and 50,000 pageviews!
That's awesome!
"Way to go, perverts!"
To celebrate, I'll be uploading more all-new captions, as well as a couple of other posts I've been working on!
I haven't done a Top 10 list in awhile, so I thought it was time to do another one. The inspiration for this one came from watching TV off my DVR last week. I realized that I had formed a habit. I would set my DVR to record most of NBC's Thursday night line-up. Then I would watch it over the weekend, so I could watch it while I had some beers. Mainly I just wanted to watch a bunch of the hot chicks while I boozed. The perfect basis for a great Top 10!
Community 1) Gillian Jacobs- "Britta Perry" Gillian manages to make her character funny, a little goofy, and absolutely fuckable all at once. That's a hell of a combination. Oh, and she was topless in the movie "Choke".
2)Alison Brie- "Annie Edison" If you don't know Alison from Community, you may recognize her from Mad Men. Yes, she's in both a critically acclaimed show and a network sitcom. That's pretty impressive. And on Community, her character is nerdy and subtly sexy. That's pretty hot. As prim and proper as Annie appears, she has a dark side as well. For instance, her apartment is above a sex toy store called "Dildopolis". Nice!
Alison was in a movie called "Born". You don't care about that. What you care about is that in this scene she makes out with a girl. (skip to 0:35)
And here's a clip from a "dream sequence" scene on Community with her and Britta. Thanks to my DVR, I've watched it more than any other scene. From any show. Ever.
Perfect Couples Normally, I would talk about how having three hot women all appear on the same show means we ALL win. Especially since each of them gets to be sexy on the show, unlike many cases where one lady is tagged as "the pretty one". Except that NBC has announced that Perfect Couples is canceled. Aside from Community, this was actually my favorite show on NBC's Thursday night. But if I've learned anything from TV, it's that TV execs are happy to cancel any show I enjoy. WELL FUCK YOU, TOO, NBC. I'M PUTTING THEM IN MY POST ANYWAY. Assholes.
3)Christine Woods- "Julia" There are three couples on this show: the normal-ish one, the controlling & competitive one, and the wacky goofball one. The women in the last two couples are supposed to be the hotties. But guess what? The chick they got for the boring couple is pretty hot too.
Not sure if you believe me? Let's go to the downblouse pics!
4)Mary Elizabeth Ellis- "Amy" If you don't recognize MEE from Perfect Couples, you may know her from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". She played the bitchy waitress who hilariously hated one male character and desperately loved another. On Perfect Couples, she plays a hilariously hick-ish hot chick. I'm not so fired up by the redneck aspect, but it's fun to see such a pretty woman drop all pretense of being refined.
5)Olivia Munn- "Leigh" Odds are, you already know Olivia Munn. Probably really, really well. Attack of the Show. The Daily Show. Hell, even Iron Man 2. Whether you believe that her interest in all things nerd/geek is legit or just an act to build a fanbase, she's fucking hot! If you've never heard of Olivia, there's really only one video you need to see...
The Office 6)Ellie Kemper- "Kelly Erin Hannon" I bet you thought Pam would be in this spot. Nope. Her character's gotten so stale over the last two years that I can barely stand to watch scenes focused on her and Jim. Ellie, on the other hand, is severely under-used and is oh so very sweet looking. At one point on The Office, Kelly was one half of a musical group called "Subtle Sexuality". Here's the music video to their only song, "Male Prima Donna".
Oh, and years before she was on The Office, Ellie shot this comedy sketch about a girl giving a blowjob.
Parks And Recreation 7)Aubrey Plaza- "April Ludgate" When Parks And Rec started, Aubrey's April character was barely even on the show. She's since morphed into a major source of comedy. She plays the cutest pissed off twenty-something ever. Watching her be condescending, snarky, and adorable all at once is really something.
Hulu/NBC is being all bitchy about people hosting clips of P&R, so here's a sketch where Aubrey plays basically the same character. Oh, and if you're a sci-fi nerd, you'll probably think it's extra hot.
30 Rock 8)Katrina Bowden- "Cerie" Katrina doesn't get a lot of air time or dialog on 30 Rock, but she plays her vapid hot girl role perfectly. She's in the movie "Sex Drive", too. It's a decent movie to watch while boozing. Oh, and she just won Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" for 2011. So... yeah, that's pretty much the hottest.
Here's the video...
Even though these are her body double's tits in Sex Drive, it's still worth checking out.
SNL 9)Vanessa Bayer- various characters Vanessa's a newer addition to the SNL cast. So far they've only given her two repeating characters - Miley Cyrus and Kourtney Kardashian. So for now, you'll mostly have to get your fix by watching her play bit parts.
Speaking of, here she is (with our #10) as The Kardashians... (skip to 1:25)
10)Abby Elliott- various characters Abby's been on SNL a little longer then Vanessa, but is in a similar situation. Some of her few repeating characters are Khole Kardashian, Anna Faris and Angelina Jolie. She doesn't get a lot of sketches written just for her, but she does get cast in slutty roles - so I'm calling that a win! In fact, here she is in a recent episode as Marilyn Monroe. (skip to 1:30) You're welcome.
I don't think you should believe her...
A woman's mouth can be a dangerous place to be!
Cold, hard, unforgiving concrete.
Either way, your balls are getting it.
I don't know what it is about braces on hot chicks...
What are you focused on?
This is going to sting a little...
It's worth it. Right?
She's not going to do it for you. Offer your balls up.
Sexy, cruel nails...
Ouch. At least the girl she's cuckolding you with is hot...
She's going to love her new job.
Your girlfriend is so considerate.
Can you guess what he's going to replace it with?
She just can't wait...
The gift that keeps on giving.
A girl's gotta have some standards after all!
You need to learn to pick your battles, cuckold.
Whatever you have to do to make sure that
"Way to go, perverts!"
Sissies have so many conflicting emotions!
She picked them out just for you.
Tag teamed!
Ball-licking is an underrated way for sissy to submit to real men.
Oh, yeah! Your tiny cock is getting her so wet!
Well, it's kind of a sexual role.
You're so hard right now.
You know that your mouth is only good for one thing...
Get ready to get absolutely stuffed!
Have fun!
You've been replaced by three AAA batteries.
Even if you're a prefect slave, only real men get to see her tits.
It's the only way you can get her off!
Just put it on already, she's bored.
That's close enough, right?
The devil is in the details.
Just keep asking, and you'll never have to worry about cumming again!
Everyone loves a tease!
The stats she just made up show that you don't need to cum!
Whatever makes her happy...
