Saturday, July 16, 2011

Poll - Results...

Alright, pervs. So here's how things ended up...

51 - Chastity caps

34 - Sissy caps

26 - Cuckold caps
25 - Ass worship caps

16 - Cruel Tease chapter

9 - CBT caps
6 - ERA chapter
6 - Top 10 List

What did I learn? CBT caps are the least in-demand (which I kinda knew). My adaptation of the ERA story isn't nearly as popular as my original Cruel Tease story (which I have a bunch chapters written for!). Neither cuckold nor ass worship captions were as popular as I'd assumed they'd be.

So guess what? I'm going to start at the top and work my way down! So if you voted for something that didn't win, you'll still get what you wanted, it just may take a bit longer.

Did you like being able to vote for what's next? Should I keep that up or go with what I feel like after I knock out the next wave of posts?

Monday, July 11, 2011

Poll!

Hi, perverts! I haven't been posting as much as usual, because I've been moving into a new place. I feel kinda bad about the dead air, so I thought of something fun & new... why not let you, my beloved readers, pick what I post next?

So I put up a quick poll on the right side of the blog. Vote for whatever you want to see next! Leave "write in" suggestions in the comments if there's something else you'd like to see.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Motivational Captions 41-50

Here are 10 brand new Motivational Captions! Enjoy!


She's got you figured out.


Oh for three. Ouch.


Natalie giggles on set about your compulsive masturbation.


It's the truth.


It was a good run. Your equipment just can't compete.


Uh-oh. I think she knows.


It gets old, day after day.
Remember when she let you kiss her that one time?


She has no intention of giving you any relief.


You're toast.


Your girlfriend is just exploring her sexuality...

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Ass Worship Captions 61-70

Here are 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Get those tongues ready, butt sluts!


This one turned out like a promotional poster...
I wish I could've had a poster-sized version back in college,
it would've sent the right message to my girlfriends!


Is there anything more humiliating than being laughed at for your fetishes?


It's her job to put you in your place!


Beg to do this demeaning thing you love...


That air-tight seal...


Cuckolding can lead to ass worship.


A special birthday surprise for you...


It's good work if you can get it.


You're a different sort of "man".


She's got you dead to rights.

Friday, May 20, 2011

CBT Captions 31-40

Continuing the celebration, here's something we haven't had in awhile... CBT Captions! Enjoy!


I don't think you should believe her...


A woman's mouth can be a dangerous place to be!


Cold, hard, unforgiving concrete.


Either way, your balls are getting it.


I don't know what it is about braces on hot chicks...


What are you focused on?


This is going to sting a little...


It's worth it. Right?


She's not going to do it for you. Offer your balls up.


Sexy, cruel nails...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Cuckold Captions 71-80

Let's kick off our little celebration with 10 brand new Cuckold Captions! Keep those requests and suggestions coming!


Ouch. At least the girl she's cuckolding you with is hot...


She's going to love her new job.


Your girlfriend is so considerate.


Can you guess what he's going to replace it with?


She just can't wait...



The gift that keeps on giving.
Load, after load, after load.


A girl's gotta have some standards after all!



The truth hurts, even when it's on a t-shirt.


You need to learn to pick your battles, cuckold.


Whatever you have to do to make sure that
she has the best night possible.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Look at me! I'm so popular!

I was just checking my analytics and discovered that my blog just hit some cool milestones...
Just this week, we passed 100 followers, 10,000 visits, and 50,000 pageviews!

That's awesome!

"Way to go, perverts!"

To celebrate, I'll be uploading more all-new captions, as well as a couple of other posts I've been working on!

Thanks, everybody!