3 Favorite Story Sites

I've always wished that people would post more about good online porn sources. It seems like every few months I stumble onto a fantastic site that's been around for years - and I've never heard of it for some stupid reason.

With that in mind, I thought I'd put together a list of some of my favorite story sites. Maybe you've heard about all of these... but if there's one that's new to you, you're in for a fun time!


HONORABLE MENTIONS

Celebrity Sex Stories Archive - http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?page_id=2
An incredibly thorough archive of stories about an astonishingly wide variety of female celebrities
Pros: 
- A wide variety of "types" of stories, they just all feature a celebrity (or two).
- Tags make finding stories easy.
Cons:
- The quality varies greatly. That's true on any user-submitted story site, but as a celebrity-focused site it's especially true. A large number of stories rely on using the celebrities' name over and over, instead of writing a quality filthy story.

Ballbusting Stories by number2 - http://bbstories-number2.blogspot.com
An archive of ballbusting stories reposted by number2 from the former site bbstories.takethepitch.com.
Pros:
- It's an archive 500+ ballbusting/CBT stories. If that's what you're looking for... hey, you can't beat it!
Cons:
- It's a site built on the Blogger platform, with each stories as a separate blog post. But the different stories aren't tagged, so short of googling "site:bbstories-number2.blogspot.com" and then whatever you're looking for, there's no way to find specific stories.

Google Groups - http://groups.google.com/grphp
A searchable archive of more than 700 million Usenet postings from over 20 years.
Pros:
- It's a searchable archive of more than 700 million Usenet postings from over 20 years. There is a crazy amount of stuff.
Cons:
- Spam. So much spam. Remember how bad the spam was in Yahoo Groups back in the day? Yeah, that level of spam.
- 700 million posts, most of which aren't the porn story you want to read. You'll need to work out a serious set of search terms to dig through it all.



THE TOP THREE

Literotica - http://search.literotica.com/search.php?type=story
A large, active, highly organized archive that screens it's user-submitted stories for quality.
Pros:
- Tags and advance search options make finding stories a snap.
- Literotica says they filter uploaded stories for quality and it shows.
Cons:
- Lots of stories, but not tons of fetish stories.

BDSM Library - http://bdsmlibrary.com/stories
An archive of thousands of BDSM stories (duh!) that's updated periodically.
Pros:
- Lots of fetish stories. Like pretty much all of them.
Cons:
- No ability to search for text in the story itself, just the Story Title, Author Name or Synopsis.
- Advanced search allows for very limited search with tags.
- The site sometimes can't handle the submitted formatting. � replace quotation marks, extra returns break up lines and paragraphs, that sort of thing.

Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository - http://asstr.org/main.html
ASSTR is home to stories by over 1,000 authors, host of the alt.sex.stories.moderated newsgroup, mirror site for nifty.org, and host of several popular erotic literature archives.
Pros:
- Advanced search provides lots of search options.
- There's tons of content, on a shockingly wide variety of topics.
- Search results show you how many time each search term appears in the story
Cons:
- If you're easily offended, be careful what you search for/what stories you click on. I wasn't joking about the wide variety of topics.
- All of those archives that ASSTR hosts means duplicate search results. Lots of them.



Know of a good site that's not listed here? Share it in the comments!

Happy Valentine's Day!

I thought this holiday would be a good time to post this video. It has a fantastic message to all of you perverts out there about being a more respectful, less disgusting wanker.

You're welcome.

An Urgent Message to Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos - Cracked.com

CBT Captions 61-70

I'm back with my lastest update... 10 more CBT captions! I've been in a "kicked in the nuts" kinda mood, what can I say? Let me know what you think in the comments. Enjoy, perverts!

No comment necessary.

And she's going to get a lot more...

You're not a dirty boy, are you?

And why should it be, really?

I bet you regret buying that high-powered, rapid-fire gun now.

And if you don't, you will soon.

That should clear that up!

The laughter hurts almost as much as the ballcrusher.

Ok, well, maybe the ballcrusher hurts a lot more.

See? She thought of everything!

 

Now you're the one who hates blowjobs!

 

Believe me, they get a lot bigger.

Ass Worship Captions 101-110

 I'm back with 10 more brand new Ass Worship captions! Licking and kissing a woman's asshole is one of my favorite fetishes, so I love making captions about it... it's such a great excuse to look at lots of pictures of hot asses! Whether she's a haughty brat who's demanding debasement, a cruel domme who wants to put you in your place, or a naive schoolgirl who's just learning the pleasure of a boy's tongue on her asshole, it doesn't get any better than ass worship!

You should see what you have to do for their second offense.

You're going to be licking her ass for awhile.

And then she's going to sit down again.

And then you're going to be licking her ass for awhile...

 OMG!!! You kiss your girlfriend's butthole?!? That's soooo embarrassing!

I want to see you do it.

You do it when she wants, where she wants.

Got it?

"Dating her" = "orally serving her asshole"

 You do want to make her happy, don't you?

She knows you so well!

Don't worry. She'll help.

You're going to be a busy cuckolded asskisser!

Sounds like a great plan for a long weekend, doesn't it?

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays, perverts! Hope you're all having a wonderful winter. And every winter, between snow storms, I can't help but think of the two ridiculously hot Christmas-ish things...


1) Kylie Minogue singing "Santa Baby"

Kylie has an incredible sexual charisma. I'm not really sure what it is exactly, but I do know that I'm a big fan. So, when I found out that she did a cover of the sexiest Christmas song (the only sexy one, really), I just had to track it down.

Here she is performing it live on Top of the Pops. With two burlesque back-up dancers. It's fantastic.


And here's the official music video...




2) The "Jingle Bell Rock" dance from "Mean Girls"

Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, and Lindsay Lohan (at her peak) dancing to "Jingle Bell Rock". Basically, they do the intro to a stripper routine. It's worth watching multiple times, just so you get a chance to see each of them.

Their shiny black boots, short skirts and the way they make the sudden slap sound give me shivers. This Christmas, I  want Santa to bring me a bitchy, demanding princess of my very own!

Motivational Captions 71-80

I'm a little late for the Thanksgiving holiday, but here are 10 new Motivational Captions to help you remember just what exactly you should be thankful for, pervert...

Only when she's wearing panties, of course.

Once is better than never, right?

Jealous? Too bad.

Now if she'd just let you out of chastity at the same time...

 

Ha ha! "Wish you were here"! That's a great one!

 

Can you guess what she's shopping for?

She does her chores while you get started on yours...

 

Her crop always seems to appear whenever her top disappears.

Weird, huh?

Sure, her giggling and laughing at your pain and frustration make it worse. 

But still...

And every movie she makes has at least a few sequels.

CBT Captions 51-60

 Even though I've been working away on the next chapter of the "His Balls Belong To Her" story (read chapter 1 and chapter 2), I haven't done any CBT captions in awhile. So here are 10 brand new ballbusting, cockstomping captions for the painslut in all of us! Enjoy!

Yes, yesterday she told you to brush up on your world history.

She never even mentioned math.

Why would that matter?

It's worth it, right?

Just hope she stops the list at three...

Your balls are going to be spending so much time getting to know her knees!

Here comes every man's fantasy? No.

Here comes your cock and balls worst nightmare.

She plans on breaking this little number out for all of those costume parties

you two get invited to all the time. You'll be seeing it a lot more than just on Halloween...

Don't make deals you can't follow through on...

There are so many lessons that she's going to teach you.

Brace yourself. This could take awhile.

Like your entire Spring Break!

When she starts getting off to busting your balls,

you should start expecting to get your balls bruised a lot more often.