Cuckold Captions 111-120

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Ass Worship Captions 111-120

What better way to show that special woman in your life how much she means to you, than to kiss her in the most disgusting place possible? A place so demeaning that no real man would ever dream of kissing her there. A place so degrading that afterwards she'll never be able to think of you as an actual person again. Pucker up, and show her how much she means to you - and how little you should mean to her!

Here's another set of 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Enjoy!

And she is constantly going out to swim, then going inside to change into a new bikini, 

then lounging by the pool before going back inside for another bikini...

Your tongue's going to be exhausted!

Soft, fuzzy butts deserve long, gentle face-first snuggles.

When she says "endless", she means it.

She has a closet full of the stuff.

The manager will get back to you on your request to work additional hours.

It was pretty obvious, really.

And now she's going to take advantage of the situation you.

It's $70 to spend 3 songs in the "fantasy lounge" with the stripper of your choice.

That's about 12 minutes of nearly-anything-goes playtime.

Plenty of time to convince her that you're the most pathetic ass addict she's ever met.

Some people would call that "kinky".

You call it "dessert on a Thursday".

It takes longer when you're only allowed to use your face.

And it's a lot harder on your locked up cock and balls.

But she says she thinks it feels a little bit nicer that way.

If her tight asshole didn't already taste as sweet as sugar to you, 

it will after her 3-month conditioning program!

Don't be gross, pervert.

She's a lady.

Chastity Captions 121-130

I'm back with another set of brand new captions! I went with Chastity captions this time. Let me know what you think in the comments!

Face planted firmly in her covered pussy.

This won't end well.

You find yourself watching a lot more than

 you find yourself participating these days...

Things never seem to work out for you. Do they?

Better send a bunch more dirty photos to your chastity toy just to make sure.

 Try to send them at an inconvenient time for him too. Like during an office meeting.

 Strippers can be a cruel bunch...

Hot. Wet. Soapy.

Destructive.

Your sadness and frustration makes her giggle.

My money's on "regret".

 

The letter of the law. Her law.

Happy April Fool's Day! Now give me the keys to your Birdlock.

I got a chuckle out of this, so I wanted to make sure you all saw The Stockroom's joke for April Fool's Day... their new service, The Permanence Retreat! A full-service spa weekend... and at the end of the weekend, their staff domme locks your worthless weenis away forever! Doesn't that sound marvelous?

Sissy Captions 111-120

I went on a very nice trip for a few weeks (hadn't been on vacation in years, so it was wonderful), but I'm back now, so no worries, perverts! Here's a set of 10 brand new sissy captions, for those of you with swishy thoughts dancing through your heads...

 Sissies get the best punishments.

I mean, how could you say no?

 

OMG! Don't be so dirty, pervert!

Pink panties covered in bows and lace, of course.

But the hairless and painfully separated balls are the cherry on top.

"Cuckold Cum Cleaner" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

How could you possibly prove how attractive she is?

Every sissy should be cockslapped several times a day.

You're going to look adorable.

And you won't have to worry about any of them respecting you ever again.

The perfect sissy look... 100% bimbo.

She'll make sure you try each and every one.

And then again in reverse order, just to be thorough.

3 Favorite Story Sites

I've always wished that people would post more about good online porn sources. It seems like every few months I stumble onto a fantastic site that's been around for years - and I've never heard of it for some stupid reason.

With that in mind, I thought I'd put together a list of some of my favorite story sites. Maybe you've heard about all of these... but if there's one that's new to you, you're in for a fun time!


HONORABLE MENTIONS

Celebrity Sex Stories Archive - http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?page_id=2
An incredibly thorough archive of stories about an astonishingly wide variety of female celebrities
Pros: 
- A wide variety of "types" of stories, they just all feature a celebrity (or two).
- Tags make finding stories easy.
Cons:
- The quality varies greatly. That's true on any user-submitted story site, but as a celebrity-focused site it's especially true. A large number of stories rely on using the celebrities' name over and over, instead of writing a quality filthy story.

Ballbusting Stories by number2 - http://bbstories-number2.blogspot.com
An archive of ballbusting stories reposted by number2 from the former site bbstories.takethepitch.com.
Pros:
- It's an archive 500+ ballbusting/CBT stories. If that's what you're looking for... hey, you can't beat it!
Cons:
- It's a site built on the Blogger platform, with each stories as a separate blog post. But the different stories aren't tagged, so short of googling "site:bbstories-number2.blogspot.com" and then whatever you're looking for, there's no way to find specific stories.

Google Groups - http://groups.google.com/grphp
A searchable archive of more than 700 million Usenet postings from over 20 years.
Pros:
- It's a searchable archive of more than 700 million Usenet postings from over 20 years. There is a crazy amount of stuff.
Cons:
- Spam. So much spam. Remember how bad the spam was in Yahoo Groups back in the day? Yeah, that level of spam.
- 700 million posts, most of which aren't the porn story you want to read. You'll need to work out a serious set of search terms to dig through it all.



THE TOP THREE

Literotica - http://search.literotica.com/search.php?type=story
A large, active, highly organized archive that screens it's user-submitted stories for quality.
Pros:
- Tags and advance search options make finding stories a snap.
- Literotica says they filter uploaded stories for quality and it shows.
Cons:
- Lots of stories, but not tons of fetish stories.

BDSM Library - http://bdsmlibrary.com/stories
An archive of thousands of BDSM stories (duh!) that's updated periodically.
Pros:
- Lots of fetish stories. Like pretty much all of them.
Cons:
- No ability to search for text in the story itself, just the Story Title, Author Name or Synopsis.
- Advanced search allows for very limited search with tags.
- The site sometimes can't handle the submitted formatting. � replace quotation marks, extra returns break up lines and paragraphs, that sort of thing.

Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository - http://asstr.org/main.html
ASSTR is home to stories by over 1,000 authors, host of the alt.sex.stories.moderated newsgroup, mirror site for nifty.org, and host of several popular erotic literature archives.
Pros:
- Advanced search provides lots of search options.
- There's tons of content, on a shockingly wide variety of topics.
- Search results show you how many time each search term appears in the story
Cons:
- If you're easily offended, be careful what you search for/what stories you click on. I wasn't joking about the wide variety of topics.
- All of those archives that ASSTR hosts means duplicate search results. Lots of them.



Know of a good site that's not listed here? Share it in the comments!

Happy Valentine's Day!

I thought this holiday would be a good time to post this video. It has a fantastic message to all of you perverts out there about being a more respectful, less disgusting wanker.

You're welcome.

An Urgent Message to Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos - Cracked.com