Saturday, April 24, 2010

Ass Worship Captions 21-25

Back by popular demand, here are 5 more brand new Ass Worship Captions! Have a great weekend, everyone - and, if you get a chance, tongue-worship a hot woman's tight asshole. You won't regret it, I promise!

See all of the things she does for you?

Honestly, quit your bitching and get to work!

Damn right.

When a girl doesn't wear panties around you,
it means something completely different...

Lunchtime, butt-slut!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Cuckold Captions 36-40

Here are 5 more original captions - this time focused on the always popular Cuckolding theme! Enjoy, perverts!

You're kind of a slow learner...

And you thought being a tongue-cleaning cuckold
would be all hot pussy licking and creampie eating!

Yeah, I don't think she's doing it to get clean...

Don't make her bull angry.
Even if that means not seeing your girlfriend naked anymore.

It can be difficult to accept acting your cuckolding fantasies.
Especially when your wife or girlfriend starts to enjoy them
way more than you do. Way more.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Motivational Captions 11-15

Back by popular demand... more brand new Motivation Captions. Hey, I love 'em, too! I wish they really made motivational posters like this...

By now you really should've realized that your
jealousy makes her want to fuck even more guys.

Their cum goes on her face.
And then in your mouth.

College cheerleaders are basically the university cumdumps -
they'll take loads from any hot stud on campus.
So how did you end up with a cheerleader girlfriend
who never, ever lets you cum?

Really though, why change when she and her bull
have been enjoying themselves so much?

They're planning on doing everything they can to make
your service as their asslicker/butthole kisser
as unpleasant as possible.