Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Halloween Captions 41-50

Alright, here is the last set of 10 Halloween Captions that I'm going to do... after this, I'll go be back to more subject-specific posts. And as always, let me know what you'd like to see and I'll try to help!

Most hot girls in slutty costumes are only interested in fat black cock...

Making your fetishes even more painful!

Humiliation can be a group effort.

The pussy knows what it likes!

Innocent costumes just make the teasing more devastating.

I've got a good guess...

Just be happy that someone gets to enjoy your dreams.

You should've known that she was doing it on purpose.

Life's tough for a little bitch like you!

The only way you're allowed to drink at the party.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Halloween Captions 31-40

Here they are! Another 10 captions of ridiculously hot girls wearing Halloween costumes!

I branched out a little with this set - you may recognize a few of these young ladies...

I've really enjoyed working on these Halloween captions. I think I may make it an even 50 with another set of 10 sometime this weekend. But after that, I'll go back to posting more topic-specific captions. I just got a request for more chastity captions, so I think a set of those is probably next...

Naughty schoolgirls are called "naughty" for a reason.

That wolf is going to take care of some deep-seated needs...

Don't you just love what passes for a costume?

It kinda sounds like I can hear 5 or 6 large men breathing.

Your ballsack = Her punching bag

She's going to be well taken care of.
Just like she deserves.

Why are you always such a jerk to her?

Punishment and suffering.
You deserve it.

Service your Supergirl!

The Queen of Hearts is an awfully demanding mistress.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Halloween Captions 21-30

Hahaha, so can you tell which picture captioner really, really likes Halloween? (or, more specifically, hot girls in Halloween costumes?) Just like my previous two posts, here are 10 brand new captions - not on any one subject, but all focused on a woman in some type of Halloween costume.

Be honest. That is a pretty hilarious costume.

The stuff nightmares are made of...

You might want to do what she says.

Start your relationships off right - kiss her ass from the beginning!

There are so many things you're going to learn to worship.
With your mouth.

There's a first time for everything.

That's one way to make the ache of chastity seem less painful.

Bitches make good keyholders.

Huge loads of cum are the best!

Kitty needs to be tended to...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Halloween Captions 11-20

Happy Halloween! (again!)

As I said a few days ago, I love girls in slutty Halloween costumes so much, I couldn't help but caption some more pictures. And to be really honest, the more of these I do, the more sexy Halloween-themed pictures I find that I want to caption... I don't think any of you will mind if I do some more, right?

Delaying your orgasms does make them more intense...

"Trick or treat" can be a double-edged sword.

Pitchforks - great for stabbing balls.
I hope you're taking notes, ladies!


Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend teaming-up?
Not a good thing, if you like being allowed to cum.

She's just trying to help, pervert!

She's happy to help make this scenario more realistic.

You'd be amazed what she'll manage to shove up your ass...

Special requests cost extra, dork.
Especially if they're geeky requests.

Isn't that nice of them?

Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween Captions 1-10

Happy Halloween!

Halloween is my favorite holiday. Here's why:
1) It's a great excuse for women to dress up in crazy costumes.
2) The costumes most women pick are usually really sexed-up. Which means short skirts and plenty of cleavage.
3) Most of these sexy costumes have lots of fetish elements built right into them - high heels, stockings. Many of them are partially made out of vinyl or pleather, some are even made out of latex. And many of them come with crops, handcuffs, blindfolds, or other softcore sex toys.
4) And finally, most of the sexy costumes are designed around things that are common male fantasies - nurses, cheerleaders, maids, schoolgirls... it goes on and on!

So, in honor of how fantastic Halloween is, I've done 10 brand new captions. For the first time in the history of this blog, there's no common theme to the content of the captions... Instead, all of the captions focused around women in Halloween costumes!

And, to be honest, I had so much fun finding these pictures and captioning them, that I may do another Halloween later this week!

Your sexy nurse is his puppy slave.

You got what you wanted. Kind of.

Making things worse, not better.

There's always a catch.

You might want to listen to her...

He's going to be so proud!

You've got to trust your nurse.

Yeah, that would just be awful. For you.

Pay for her drinks and she might let you lick his cum off her barstool.

Sign me up for this!