Good luck explaining that away...
The only time she lets you see her naked are when she's demonstrating
how her bull fucked her.
That way he's able to fuck both of you at once!
It's like she's trying to make you feel bad.
The HR rep is a tall guy who spends most of his free time at the gym.
You can trust him.
You probably shouldn't have said anything...
Only 36? Don't be insulting.
Truth and begging will get her the fucking she deserves.
She told you she wouldn't cheat on you, if you were just six inches long.
Since you're barely half that, she's on the hunt for twice that.
You don't even factor in.