Saturday, June 18, 2011

Motivational Captions 41-50

Here are 10 brand new Motivational Captions! Enjoy!

She's got you figured out.

Oh for three. Ouch.

Natalie giggles on set about your compulsive masturbation.

It's the truth.

It was a good run. Your equipment just can't compete.

Uh-oh. I think she knows.

It gets old, day after day.
Remember when she let you kiss her that one time?

She has no intention of giving you any relief.

You're toast.

Your girlfriend is just exploring her sexuality...

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Ass Worship Captions 61-70

Here are 10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Get those tongues ready, butt sluts!

This one turned out like a promotional poster...
I wish I could've had a poster-sized version back in college,
it would've sent the right message to my girlfriends!

Is there anything more humiliating than being laughed at for your fetishes?

It's her job to put you in your place!

Beg to do this demeaning thing you love...

That air-tight seal...

Cuckolding can lead to ass worship.

A special birthday surprise for you...

It's good work if you can get it.

You're a different sort of "man".

She's got you dead to rights.