Videos 7: "The Lobster"

I recently ran across a new movie called "The Lobster". It's a limited-release dark comedy shot in Ireland. It was shown at both the Cannes Film Festival and the Toronto International Film Festival in 2015, and won a prize at Cannes - so the film itself is worth watching.

But why might it be of special interest to you, dear reader? Let's take a look at the plot description from Wikipedia (click to enlarge, no spoilers):

"Masturbation is banned, but sexual stimulation by the hotel maid, 

without orgasm, is mandatory." 

Yes. Please.

Obviously, this is relevant to my interests. And I'm sure you're wondering who plays The Maid...

"I'm Ariane Labed, and I'll be starring in your fantasies from now on."

"Not even one of them is attractive. Again."

As you might have gathered from her expression above, the whole maid-sturbation (sorry) angle is played dead serious. It's the job of The Maid, and she clearly treats it as such. There's something very hot about how business-like she is as she goes about her duties.

 "Sir will keep his hands to himself."

I won't mislead you, this isn't a huge part of the film. But it's worth checking out if you're in the mood for a dark comedy - or if you're looking for an easy way to bring up tease and denial with your significant other. The Lobster will be released in the US on May 13, 2016.

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays, perverts! Hope you're all having a wonderful winter. And every winter, between snow storms, I can't help but think of the two ridiculously hot Christmas-ish things...


1) Kylie Minogue singing "Santa Baby"

Kylie has an incredible sexual charisma. I'm not really sure what it is exactly, but I do know that I'm a big fan. So, when I found out that she did a cover of the sexiest Christmas song (the only sexy one, really), I just had to track it down.

Here she is performing it live on Top of the Pops. With two burlesque back-up dancers. It's fantastic.


And here's the official music video...




2) The "Jingle Bell Rock" dance from "Mean Girls"

Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, and Lindsay Lohan (at her peak) dancing to "Jingle Bell Rock". Basically, they do the intro to a stripper routine. It's worth watching multiple times, just so you get a chance to see each of them.

Their shiny black boots, short skirts and the way they make the sudden slap sound give me shivers. This Christmas, I  want Santa to bring me a bitchy, demanding princess of my very own!

Celebs 3: Emma Frost

 Ok, so technically Emma Frost isn't a celebrity, since she's not a real person. But I saw this and just had to post it. It's from the latest issue of Avengers Vs X-Men. Each issue features an Avenger fights a member of the X-Men. In the latest issue, Emma Frost squares off against Thor.

Except, well... their conflict is clearly a stand-in for male confidence versus female domination. They're essentially fighting for Thor's manhood. I've never seen anything like it in a comic.

Thor talks about how he's "more than a man" and Emma immediately takes him down a couple of pegs - questioning his masculinity and generally screwing with his head (page 3 is my favorite). Thor gets visibly upset at her taunts, leading the reader to assume that perhaps she's right...



What do you think?

Videos 4: Alison Haislip in a Goldilocks costume

All of this talk about Olivia Munn (see my post here) got me thinking about Attack of the Show on G4... Oh, the good old days of Olivia, Alison Haislip and Sara Jean Underwood.

Alison Haislip dressed up as Goldilocks for a parody of the "Red", the sexy update version of Red Riding Hood.

Celebs 2: Olivia Munn

Remember my post about the leaked photos of Scarlett Johansson naked? Well, Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks both had similar photos make it onto the net last week. You may remember Olivia from my "10 Hottest Women on NBC" post. I'm usually an "original content" blogger, but I thought I'd post Olivia's pictures for two reasons...

1) The pictures were leaked in waves, so people may not have seen them all.

2) It turns out that Olivia likes to add her own filthy, filthy caption her own dirty photos... so, yeah, they fit right in here!

First, we've got a suggestive one.

Then some that could easily have been outtakes from a photoshoot.

Then we've got the "self-shots". In order of increasing nakedness...

Ok, so here's when things got really interesting.
Apparently, Olivia used to date some guy named Chris.
And apparently, Olivia used to take pictures of herself,
caption them, and then send them to her boyfriend.
And judging by the captions she added, Olivia is one dirty fucking girl!

Celebs 1: Scarlett Johansson

In case any of you haven't run across these yet... here are the two pictures of Scarlett Johansson naked that were leaked today. I thought I'd post some high quality copies, before most of the sites start getting asked to pull them down. And I found a couple of versions where people had spent some time trying to improve the picture quality. Enjoy!

Pic 1 - untouched original

Pic 1 - more contrast

Pic 1 - best version!

Pic 2 - untouched original

Pic 2 - more contrast

Here's to hoping that there are a lot more of these on the way! A lot more!

Videos 1: Celebs Bumping and Grinding

I stumbled on to this clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live, and thought some of you out there might appreciate it. Assuming, that is, that you're interested in watching Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsey Lohan hump and grind against giant rubber balls. Oh, that would be of interest to you? Good.

Double click the video to make it go full screen.



Yes, this is just a rip-off of the videos for sale from Stuff4Dudes. But it features so many hot celebrities (who I know you perverts jackoff to), that I figured you'd enjoy seeing them bump and grind!