Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Motivational Captions 31-40

I just realized that this blog is desperately in need of some more Motivational Captions! So here we are... 10 more, brand new captions - problem solved!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Ass Worship Captions 51-60

10 brand new Ass Worship captions! Pucker up, butt kissers!

Jenna Haze's asshole could really use a deep licking.
I would like to volunteer.

Crotchless panties - not just for fucking.

Sweaty ass is tasty ass...

She was supposed to be the maid, but you're the one cleaning...
her asshole with your tongue!

That's a good present, right?

Early morning butt kisses are the best!

You want to get really deep in there.

Her ass is the only place you deserve to kiss her.

Her panties aren't the only thing that only thing
that will be jammed up into her ass crack...

Maybe if she ever let you out of chastity, it wouldn't be so bad...

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Cuckold Captions 61-70

Here are 10 brand new Cuckold Captions! Enjoy!

It's good she's being honest.
It's just tough to hear it while you're trying to fuck her.

In all fairness, it did feel SO GOOD!

Mardi Gras, just another opportunity to cuckold you.

She cuckolds you with women for special occasions.

Just like that, except with more cum exploding everywhere.

Yeah, he totally made her.

Haha, what a funny joke, right?

Slowly? Quickly? As long as she bends over for him...

What could be sweeter than a goodnight kiss?

That's saying a mouthful!

Videos 1: Celebs Bumping and Grinding

I stumbled on to this clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live, and thought some of you out there might appreciate it. Assuming, that is, that you're interested in watching Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsey Lohan hump and grind against giant rubber balls. Oh, that would be of interest to you? Good.

Double click the video to make it go full screen.

Yes, this is just a rip-off of the videos for sale from Stuff4Dudes. But it features so many hot celebrities (who I know you perverts jackoff to), that I figured you'd enjoy seeing them bump and grind!