Monday, February 18, 2013

3 Favorite Story Sites

I've always wished that people would post more about good online porn sources. It seems like every few months I stumble onto a fantastic site that's been around for years - and I've never heard of it for some stupid reason.

With that in mind, I thought I'd put together a list of some of my favorite story sites. Maybe you've heard about all of these... but if there's one that's new to you, you're in for a fun time!


Celebrity Sex Stories Archive -
An incredibly thorough archive of stories about an astonishingly wide variety of female celebrities
- A wide variety of "types" of stories, they just all feature a celebrity (or two).
- Tags make finding stories easy.
- The quality varies greatly. That's true on any user-submitted story site, but as a celebrity-focused site it's especially true. A large number of stories rely on using the celebrities' name over and over, instead of writing a quality filthy story.

Ballbusting Stories by number2 -
An archive of ballbusting stories reposted by number2 from the former site
- It's an archive 500+ ballbusting/CBT stories. If that's what you're looking for... hey, you can't beat it!
- It's a site built on the Blogger platform, with each stories as a separate blog post. But the different stories aren't tagged, so short of googling "" and then whatever you're looking for, there's no way to find specific stories.

Google Groups -
A searchable archive of more than 700 million Usenet postings from over 20 years.
- It's a searchable archive of more than 700 million Usenet postings from over 20 years. There is a crazy amount of stuff.
- Spam. So much spam. Remember how bad the spam was in Yahoo Groups back in the day? Yeah, that level of spam.
- 700 million posts, most of which aren't the porn story you want to read. You'll need to work out a serious set of search terms to dig through it all.


Literotica -
A large, active, highly organized archive that screens it's user-submitted stories for quality.
- Tags and advance search options make finding stories a snap.
- Literotica says they filter uploaded stories for quality and it shows.
- Lots of stories, but not tons of fetish stories.

BDSM Library -
An archive of thousands of BDSM stories (duh!) that's updated periodically.
- Lots of fetish stories. Like pretty much all of them.
- No ability to search for text in the story itself, just the Story Title, Author Name or Synopsis.
- Advanced search allows for very limited search with tags.
- The site sometimes can't handle the submitted formatting.  replace quotation marks, extra returns break up lines and paragraphs, that sort of thing.

Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository -
ASSTR is home to stories by over 1,000 authors, host of the newsgroup, mirror site for, and host of several popular erotic literature archives.
- Advanced search provides lots of search options.
- There's tons of content, on a shockingly wide variety of topics.
- Search results show you how many time each search term appears in the story
- If you're easily offended, be careful what you search for/what stories you click on. I wasn't joking about the wide variety of topics.
- All of those archives that ASSTR hosts means duplicate search results. Lots of them.

Know of a good site that's not listed here? Share it in the comments!

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day!

I thought this holiday would be a good time to post this video. It has a fantastic message to all of you perverts out there about being a more respectful, less disgusting wanker.

You're welcome.

An Urgent Message to Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos -