Here's my latest batch - 10 brand new cuckold-themed captions! Enjoy, perverts!
Aren't you excited for her?
Everyone should know their role in life.
If he says no, you'll just have to use your imagination.
At least she'll be having a good time.
And that's what's important.
I would plan on tomorrow.
Women can spot a jealous, small-cocked cuckold a mile away.
Get comfortable. This could take awhile.
Thousands of wankers sitting at their computers
approve of the giant black rubber dong
you bought your beautiful girlfriend.
And dessert, of course.