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Monday, October 20, 2014

Videos 6: Halloween Edition - Catwoman & Harley Quinn

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Last year The Mad Eroticist (themaderoticist.tumblr.com, twitter.com/TheMadEroticist) turned me on to ASMR videos. Since then, I've been watching ASMR videos pretty regularly. The ones I like best are the roleplay ASMR videos, for obvious/perverted reasons. About a month ago I stumbled on a video that wasn't just a roleplay ASMR... it was a cosplay ASMR.

"Inky ASMR" did a video where she was Harley Quinn! Complete with pigtails, black lipstick, and adorable insanity. In the video you're Batman - captured and helpless. She threatens and humiliates you in a way that seems so natural to her. It's nothing too overt, just this gloriously subtle disregard for you. "I'm just a gymnast... with a tranquilizer gun. And a baseball bat."






If that wasn't enough, Inky followed that up with a video where she plays Catwoman. Black latex mask, shiny black catsuit, dark red lipstick, and a distinct indifference to your discomfort. And you're her prisoner. Oh, that cold smile. Yes. Please.




Monday, November 18, 2013

Halloween Captions 51-60

Halloween may have been a few weeks ago, but it's never too late for Halloween-themed captions! Enjoy!


Nightmare, daydream. It's all the same thing, really.


The big, muscly dudes from the gym have been
making a lot of helpful suggestions to her lately.


Just wait until she decides to hire a night nurse and 
amends your treatment to "once every 3 hours"...


It was almost as popular as her tight little asshole.



She's just getting into character for the party in two weeks.
You can last until after that, right?


Of course you do. Now help her get cleaned up.
She needs her sleep so they can play 
"Double-Team The Wife" tomorrow night.


Too bad you have such a thing for Bad Girls...


It's strictly for medicinal purposes, of course.


If only you had taken her out shopping when she asked.
This is all your fault, really.
You should volunteer to be punished when she gets back.


Bitchy Cheerleader has always been your favorite.
Her's too.
She loves anything that gives her an excuse to abuse you.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Halloween Captions 41-50

Alright, here is the last set of 10 Halloween Captions that I'm going to do... after this, I'll go be back to more subject-specific posts. And as always, let me know what you'd like to see and I'll try to help!


Most hot girls in slutty costumes are only interested in fat black cock...


Making your fetishes even more painful!


Humiliation can be a group effort.


The pussy knows what it likes!


Innocent costumes just make the teasing more devastating.


I've got a good guess...


Just be happy that someone gets to enjoy your dreams.


You should've known that she was doing it on purpose.


Life's tough for a little bitch like you!


The only way you're allowed to drink at the party.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Halloween Captions 31-40

Here they are! Another 10 captions of ridiculously hot girls wearing Halloween costumes!

I branched out a little with this set - you may recognize a few of these young ladies...

I've really enjoyed working on these Halloween captions. I think I may make it an even 50 with another set of 10 sometime this weekend. But after that, I'll go back to posting more topic-specific captions. I just got a request for more chastity captions, so I think a set of those is probably next...


Naughty schoolgirls are called "naughty" for a reason.


That wolf is going to take care of some deep-seated needs...


Don't you just love what passes for a costume?


It kinda sounds like I can hear 5 or 6 large men breathing.


Your ballsack = Her punching bag


She's going to be well taken care of.
Just like she deserves.


Why are you always such a jerk to her?


Punishment and suffering.
You deserve it.


Service your Supergirl!


The Queen of Hearts is an awfully demanding mistress.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Halloween Captions 21-30

Hahaha, so can you tell which picture captioner really, really likes Halloween? (or, more specifically, hot girls in Halloween costumes?) Just like my previous two posts, here are 10 brand new captions - not on any one subject, but all focused on a woman in some type of Halloween costume.

Be honest. That is a pretty hilarious costume.

The stuff nightmares are made of...

You might want to do what she says.

Start your relationships off right - kiss her ass from the beginning!

There are so many things you're going to learn to worship.
With your mouth.

There's a first time for everything.

That's one way to make the ache of chastity seem less painful.

Bitches make good keyholders.

Huge loads of cum are the best!

Kitty needs to be tended to...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Halloween Captions 11-20

Happy Halloween! (again!)

As I said a few days ago, I love girls in slutty Halloween costumes so much, I couldn't help but caption some more pictures. And to be really honest, the more of these I do, the more sexy Halloween-themed pictures I find that I want to caption... I don't think any of you will mind if I do some more, right?

Delaying your orgasms does make them more intense...

"Trick or treat" can be a double-edged sword.

Pitchforks - great for stabbing balls.
I hope you're taking notes, ladies!

Meow!

Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend teaming-up?
Not a good thing, if you like being allowed to cum.

She's just trying to help, pervert!

She's happy to help make this scenario more realistic.

You'd be amazed what she'll manage to shove up your ass...

Special requests cost extra, dork.
Especially if they're geeky requests.

Isn't that nice of them?