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Now say it. 

She likes to hear your voice waver.

Just getting to see them is a privilege, 

don't you agree? 

True friendship.

Real apologies include jewelry and foot kisses...

Any expectations are your own fault.

At least she's honest with you.

 Leak, sob, and throb.

That's better than no boners!

Thank her with a new car.

Let her lube her dildo with your tears.

Again. With feeling this time.

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Good luck explaining that away...

The only time she lets you see her naked are when she's demonstrating

how her bull fucked her.

That way he's able to fuck both of you at once!

It's like she's trying to make you feel bad.

The HR rep is a tall guy who spends most of his free time at the gym.

You can trust him.

You probably shouldn't have said anything...

Only 36? Don't be insulting.

 Truth and begging will get her the fucking she deserves.

She told you she wouldn't cheat on you, if you were just six inches long.

Since you're barely half that, she's on the hunt for twice that.

You don't even factor in.

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It's just that they keep laughing about it... 

Why don't you try focusing on someone else for a change? 

 I mean, do you want to make her sad?

Her butthole will probably say no.

But you should ask anyway. 

That's what you get for bothering her.

It's your own fault, really. 

That's ok, you didn't want an orgasm for Christmas, did you? 

Sure, you didn't hear anything.

But that's probably because you were so focused on jerking off. 

Just nod and say thank you. 

That apology better be sincere.

You can spank her tight teen ass brutally...

It will only make your blueballs infinitely worse, but you can.

Videos 7: "The Lobster"

I recently ran across a new movie called "The Lobster". It's a limited-release dark comedy shot in Ireland. It was shown at both the Cannes Film Festival and the Toronto International Film Festival in 2015, and won a prize at Cannes - so the film itself is worth watching.

But why might it be of special interest to you, dear reader? Let's take a look at the plot description from Wikipedia (click to enlarge, no spoilers):

"Masturbation is banned, but sexual stimulation by the hotel maid, 

without orgasm, is mandatory." 

Yes. Please.

Obviously, this is relevant to my interests. And I'm sure you're wondering who plays The Maid...

"I'm Ariane Labed, and I'll be starring in your fantasies from now on."

"Not even one of them is attractive. Again."

As you might have gathered from her expression above, the whole maid-sturbation (sorry) angle is played dead serious. It's the job of The Maid, and she clearly treats it as such. There's something very hot about how business-like she is as she goes about her duties.

 "Sir will keep his hands to himself."

I won't mislead you, this isn't a huge part of the film. But it's worth checking out if you're in the mood for a dark comedy - or if you're looking for an easy way to bring up tease and denial with your significant other. The Lobster will be released in the US on May 13, 2016.