Cuckold Captions 151-160 - Valentine's Day Edition

Happy Valentine's Day, cuckolds! Enjoy these new cuckold captions as you beat off alone tonight - and don't forget to send your girlfriend or wife's bull a thank you note tomorrow.

Worth it for her. You'll just have to take her word for it.

How about a bit of sympathy for her, huh?

Really, really abundantly clear.

The posts on Facebook helped.

Remember, he was the one who shoved you into the mud. 

You got all mad, but couldn't do anything about it,

since he's ripped as hell... Remember him?

The sacrifices she's willing to make - she's really quite incredible.

Is that better or worse than at different times?

She'll experiment and you can let her know. Teamwork!

Or at least stop making you lick her ring clean afterward.

That's just excessive.

Events that are important to you rank a

distant second to anything related to pleasing her date.

She was upfront about cheating.

And it got your stupid little penis hard.

This is your fault, really.

She doesn't even turn around to say good-bye when you leave.

Videos 8: ASMR - Cheating Girlfriend

It's been awhile since I linked to ASMR videos with pervy tones. But seeing as tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I thought something special was in order. Last week, I stumbled onto ElleBell ASMR, a newcomer who launched her Youtube channel just five months ago. The first video of her's I saw is the one I've embedded below - "Cheating Girlfriend ASMR Role Play".

A role play of a cheating girlfriend. Just in time for Valentine's. Perfect!

The video is shot as if the camera is a guy who is hitting on her during her date with her boyfriend. She plays coy for a bit before deciding to ditch her boyfriend. She drops some casually humiliating barbs in the direction of her former boyfriend for good measure.

If you've ever wondered what your girlfriend actually sounds like when a superior man hits on her, this is it. Her comments are subtle, cutting, and come very naturally. Nothing too overt, and no dirty language. Instead, it's something rarer - an honest depiction of a girl choosing a better guy over you and tossing you aside.

Happy Valentines's Day!




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Ass Worship Captions 141-150

Hello, perverts! Let's ring in the New Year with 10 brand new Ass Worship captions.

I was still trying to decide on a resolution, so my keyholder suggested a good one - "Eat your keyholder's ass more often". But, I mean, I'm sure it's only a suggestion.

Successful relationships are based on honesty.

Vicariously enjoy the vacations you pay for...

She figured you out quickly, huh?

Never say never.

Her bridesmaids are all girls who dumped you at some point.

There's only one place you're worthy of kissing Anneliese Snow.

Believer her, even if she laughs as she says it.

The life of an ass-obsessed cuckold.

One of those overly long NYE kisses with far too much tongue 

that make everyone else uncomfortable.

How dare you!