Halloween is my favorite holiday. Here's why:
1) It's a great excuse for women to dress up in crazy costumes.
2) The costumes most women pick are usually really sexed-up. Which means short skirts and plenty of cleavage.
3) Most of these sexy costumes have lots of fetish elements built right into them - high heels, stockings. Many of them are partially made out of vinyl or pleather, some are even made out of latex. And many of them come with crops, handcuffs, blindfolds, or other softcore sex toys.
4) And finally, most of the sexy costumes are designed around things that are common male fantasies - nurses, cheerleaders, maids, schoolgirls... it goes on and on!
So, in honor of how fantastic Halloween is, I've done 10 brand new captions. For the first time in the history of this blog, there's no common theme to the content of the captions... Instead, all of the captions focused around women in Halloween costumes!
And, to be honest, I had so much fun finding these pictures and captioning them, that I may do another Halloween later this week!
Your sexy nurse is his puppy slave.
You got what you wanted. Kind of.
Making things worse, not better.
There's always a catch.
You might want to listen to her...
He's going to be so proud!
You've got to trust your nurse.
Yeah, that would just be awful. For you.
Pay for her drinks and she might let you lick his cum off her barstool.
Sign me up for this!
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